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omg met 2 hilarious ladies at the bar who were cracking me up. i wish i had met them earlier in the wknd! Instant friends

Last day in ATL has been phenom! cant wait to return!

Every time i take a bite of food & look up this white boy is staring at me with a huge smile. CAN YOU NOT SIR????

Dude at this bar looks exactly like stone cold steve austin & is explaining IPAs to his bros. He also hasnt STFU in 45 mins.

Another perfect morning in ATL! 🥰

Omg. Core memory unlocked

Perfect morning in ATL

Should i go get a pedicure, then hit a brewery, then find ice cream, then Netflix & *actually* chill?

Man the face ppl make when you have to get up to pee on a flight is DREADFUL 😭😵‍💫

I prob drank way too much espresso to nap on this flight. #AMA

Dammit. This is why I don't drink before a flight

I def had time for another beer bc human beings do not know how to board an aircraft quickly 🙄

Ya gurl is ready for a baseball bat full of beer & a glizzy or two 🥰

Im definitely missing the first 3 innings of the Braves game tonight 🙄

$25 for 2 beers is K R A Z Y

I prob should have tried to order food while slamming beers .....PERO now is not the time to start making wise decisions after all these years 😂😂😂

Flight delay means, chug beers at the bar!

Oh big boy is also a fidgeter. lord. let me just close my eyes. I cannot

As a big ole dude, why TF are you in the middle seat squishing me??

There's this super tall guy with amazing skin on this flight. like he's glowing & i want to ask his routine.

Inevitably i always see at least 1 or 2 ND shirts or hats at this airport. ☘️

This woman at my gate is wearing a Culver's T-shirt. A Kindred spirit.

Lord Cheezus in the sky with diamonds, please do not let this fidgety ass woman be seated next to me on this flight 😵‍💫😒

49.8 baybeh baybehhh!!!

I am 99% sure my suitcase is either right at 50 or just over by like 2 lbs. 😬

My stomach wants to do this to me TODAY?????!!!!!!! Of all days when i need to be on an airplane for 5 hours??

every trip i feel like i get more organized...sorta kinda. Maybe streamlined is the word im looking for. Bc nobody but me would call me organized 😂😂😂

Honestly whatever is in that suitcase at this point is what's coming 😂

I stg the next trip im hiring a task rabbit to come pack & organize. in fact, i think im going to hire someone to come organize my closet. I am so serious.

🧿🧿🧿🪬🪬🪬

Please Geezus & the Greek Gawds of the skiy wayz & bi wayz, let tomorrow be an easy travel day.

I just realized i forgot to charge my earbuds for the flight. WHY AM I LIKE THIS???? 😭