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I’m only passively paying attention to it all but damn is it nice to be reminded that neither of these men has one single real friend.

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Currently on a train sat next to a 14yo boy wearing a school uniform and enough Lynx to asphyxiate an actual lynx

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I have decided to watch Crimson Tide and within four minutes it’s already fully like “welcome, dads, to your Dad Movie for today”

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the joke at 8:09 is a joke so well constructed and concise that five houses down probably heard me laugh just now

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Okay but TO BE FAIR this is the British Olympic team we’re talking about and it is VERY British to punish a lack of rich parents

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I feel like such a curmudgeon and I am pro-pun as a core life philosophy but TfL’s temporary station renames are so not worth the confusing the tourists who are already in my way

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we didn't "stop" whaling out of the kindness of our hearts. we stopped because it is cheaper to pump the dead out of the ground than it is to reduce the bodies of the living into a liquid for now, at least

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Told u I was a trailblazer

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Fine, I’ll elaborate:

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Hey I saw your mom at the hardware store

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Not fully on board with the new album just yet but name one other currently active band here on god’s green earth who can bring in a cowbell in a way that makes me say “fuck yeah,” out loud, to myself

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Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. POPE WETHERSPOONS RAMEN VIII Let’s fuckin’ go 🍜

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So that’s a no on Pope Pizzaballa but they’re giving us a Pope Deep Dish as a compromise? Savvy.

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Make up your mind MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND I PROMISE YOU I WILL TREAT YOU WELL MY SWEET ANGEL SO HELP ME JESUS

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Not me with more 2-guess solves than 6-guess solves now 💅

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No it isn’t, this is from the “There Goes Mr. Srooge” number from Muppet Christmas Carol

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How you know it’s 20° in April: I’m coming home from a TK Maxx run and the same two ladies in tank tops are still sitting outside the cafe by the station; they were already turning pink when I passed them the first time 🇬🇧🫡 Britain, never change

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30 or 35 years ago I read a Choose Your Own Adventure that was a fun unapologetic Star Wars ripoff (sorry, “pastiche”) and in it there’s a seedy underworld bar called The Fission Chips which at the time I thought was an odd choice l until I eventually got the joke about five minutes ago

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Is this the fucking Caught A Lite Sneeze video what the hell

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I’m afraid to ask if @chucktingle.bsky.social calling in to Everybody’s Live With John Mulaney was pre-planned I want to live in a world where he was just sitting at home watching and the topic was dinosaurs and he knew This Was His Moment

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Wordle 1,404 6/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yeesh.

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I like to imagine that the movie The Two Popes only exists because Jonathan Pryce kept seeing photos like this one and eventually he was like “okay fine I’ll do ONE let’s get this over with”

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Why are they called airbags and not Whoopsie Cushions

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Not proud of the two seconds during which I thought this was a Spirit Halloween costume

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That’s another #platelets day on the books, spent this one running the same five voice notes over and over for 80 goddamn minutes as I try to get fully off book for King Edward in Richard III

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Can I say something about a perfectly innocent domain name without y’all getting mad

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Thoughts from walking around Wimbledon on Tuesday: If you or anyone you know are experiencing buyer’s remorse over your “It’s me, hi, I’m the Swiftie Mum it’s me” t-shirt I am offering fifty cents on the dollar, I really want one

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I don’t get many chances to say shit like this but I’m an American living in London, so: Rubio, keep my name out yer fuckin’ mouth. I’m safer over here than my family is within your borders Grow a spine, abandon your boss, and maybe eventually you’ll be remembered as only a B-tier villain

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Was combing my hair just now trying to execute a halfway decent part but kept fuckin it up, and was like, dang it if I were just a few inches taller I could actually see what I’m doing That’s a real thought that I thinked and for a second thought it was a good thought

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I’m being positive about it over on Instagram but lol how infuriating is it to land THAT fucking close to a sub two hour half marathon 🤣

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So relieved that this isn’t about me or any of my loved ones (it was 2024 when my mom’s phone went off in the third row in the quietest part of Matilda)

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As someone who can’t grow a beard for shit I am at least somewhat hopeful that JD Vance might be putting the final nail in beards being cool

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Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

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I just got my first pair of earbuds that have active noise canceling and the amount of time I’m just not listening to anything at all has gone from 80% to like 93%

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