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I write about murder and spice and everything nice. Think THE MALTESE FALCON but with more of the good bits. DMs for business & moots. Keep it respectful. Free books at https://loganblack.me/links
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Me: *talking to my wife for 2 minutes* Wife: *startles* sorry, were you saying something? Me: If I did that to you, you’d be hella pissed. Wife: yeah, but I’m reading your book, so if you think about it, I’m just listening to your past thoughts instead. She’s not wrong. 😂

I’m a sucker for a Medusa meme. 😎

Anybody else look forward to a workout when you have a cold because that’s the only thing that lets you breathe through your nose again? No? Just me? I figured.

Looking for the right stock photo is easily the most frustrating part of book cover design.

My dog just stole a whole ass filet mignon off the counter and wolfed that thing down in 3 seconds flat. Happy Mother’s Day to her, I guess.

Book 5 of UtK is off to the editors, so I feel safe in SPREADing around the news... (😂) In this one, Erik and Allie make a first foray into their local sex club, and Allie takes a ride on St. Andrew's Cross. The fun releases May 16th. Preorder here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0...

Book 5 of UtK is off to the editors, so I feel safe in SPREADing around the news... (😂) In this one, Erik and Allie make a first foray into their local sex club, and Allie takes a ride on St. Andrew's Cross. The fun releases May 16th. Preorder here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0...

CRUSHED - Harlot O. Scara is $.99! Celebrate Mother's Day with a leather-clad Russian femdom mommy who loves to crush American swine under her Prada heels... And then see how Ranch and Logan flip the tables on her just how she always wanted. 😈 books.loganblack.me/...

CRUSHED - Harlot O. Scara is $.99! Celebrate Mother's Day with a leather-clad Russian femdom mommy who loves to crush American swine under her Prada heels... And then see how Ranch and Logan flip the tables on her just how she always wanted. 😈 www.amazon.com/dp/B0...

Book 5 of UtK is off to the editors, so I feel safe in SPREADing around the news... (😂) In this one, Erik and Allie make a first foray into their local sex club, and Allie takes a ride on St. Andrew's Cross. The fun releases May 16th. Preorder here: books.loganblack.me/...

"Spanked" is exactly what it sounds like - happy-go-lucky, married people flogging smut. Except this one throws in some additional complications. Namely, kids who just won't go the fuck to sleep. 😂 It's also just $.99 this week. Get it here: books.loganblack.me/...

"Spanked" is exactly what it sounds like - happy-go-lucky, married people flogging smut. Except this one throws in some additional complications. Namely, kids who just won't go the fuck to sleep. 😂 It's also just $.99 this week. Get it here: books.loganblack.me/...

CRUSHED - Harlot O. Scara is $.99! Celebrate Mother's Day with a leather-clad Russian femdom mommy who loves to crush American swine under her Prada heels... And then see how Ranch and Logan flip the tables on her just how she always wanted. 😈 books.loganblack.me/...

My wife: God, you suck at driving. You don’t know your way around your own home town. Me: True. But I don’t have to ask for directions to find the clit. So there’s that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The number of times I’ve listened to “Pink Pony Club” while writing this current WIP should embarrass any straight, red-blooded man. But damn, that song is viiiiiiiibes for this book. Also, the metal version by Lauren Babic is fuckin’ 🔥🔥🔥 🤘🏻🤪🤘🏻

We're finishing this manuscript to-goddamn-night. Come hell or high water. New novella coming up!

I’m drinking at the Chili’s bar in O’Hare. Am I enough of a cold stone pervert to write this last sex scene for my current WIP on my laptop while we are all squeezed in here like sardines? Answer in gifs only.

It’s your last day to get these books for free (though their companion $.99 sales will last a little longer). Act now before they’re gone! www.amazon.com/dp/B0... www.amazon.com/dp/B0...

Thanks to the voice of @LeslieBardal, “Sticky Fingers” is now an audiobook! This little tale is a cat-and-mouse, enemies-to-lovers romance between a thieving maid and the detective hired to catch her. Plus a big hit of 🌶️, of course 😂 Get it here: www.audible.com/pd/B...

Today was radish picking day. We got a few.

I love that I'm your pinned tweet. I hope you thought of me as you fell asleep last night. 😘

They give us lemons, we make lemonade.

Almost every single fairytale involves minors, and yet those continually get spicy retellings (with adult protagonists, just like this one). If you don’t like that as a genre, that’s fine. But your it’s clear your moralizing here is more because you have an axe to grind with certain individuals.

CRUSHED - Skylar Quinn is $.99 this week, and Ranch and Logan aren't in Kansas anymore... Except, sike! They totally are. The Crush Queen Skylar Quinn requested an Oz-themed crushing, so where better than at the Oz Museum in Wamego, Kansas? Get it here: books.loganblack.me/...

CRUSHED - Skylar Quinn is $.99 this week, and Ranch and Logan aren't in Kansas anymore... Except, sike! They totally are. The Crush Queen Skylar Quinn requested an Oz-themed crushing, so where better than at the Oz Museum in Wamego, Kansas? Get it here: books.loganblack.me/...

I have to send out a newsletter tomorrow. Anyone have anything free and spicy they'd like me to toss in there? I need red meat for my subscribers.

A dead pool boy. A country club with a secret. And an old flame that... JUST. WON'T. DIE. Only Flames Never Die, book 2 of the Danny Diamond series of Erotic Mysteries. Get it now. loganblack.me/flames

When your partner is murdered, you're supposed to do something about it. For Danny Diamond, it's more complicated. He's been sleeping with his partner's wife. An erotic mystery set in 1940s L.A. - like THE MALTESE FALCON but with more of the sexy bits. books.loganblack.me/...

I’m feeding an army tonight! Just kidding. It’s just me and three (not so) tiny Vikings. We’ll have leftovers… maybe.

This is your last chance to snag this charity anthology before it goes away forever - and for $.99, no less! Enjoy 45 stories from talented erotica writers and support one of the best causes out there, World Central Kitchen. www.amazon.com/dp/B0...

Evelyn agreed to take back her cheating husband, but only if he watched as another man rails her sensless. But what happens when another man isn't enough to even the score? Find out in "Body Count," FREE if you sign up for my newsletter. books.loganblack.me/...

It's release daaaaaaaayy! FILLED, volume 4 of our couple's BDSM exploration series, "Untying the Knot," is loose! Each book in the series covers a different kink, and well... I'm guessing you can figure out this one from the cover. 🤭 books.loganblack.me/...

It's release daaaaaaaayy! FILLED, volume 4 of our couple's BDSM exploration series, "Untying the Knot," is loose! Each book in the series covers a different kink, and well... I'm guessing you can figure out this one from the cover. 🤭 books.loganblack.me/...

Just one more day until this beauty is in the wild! Will you come get FILLED with Erik and Allie as they try yet another kink on their BDSM exploration? Lock in your copy here: books.loganblack.me/...

The most authentic creative expression is a scream.

I mean.... I would argue that if everyone is c*mming, then that's a win regardless. 😂😂😂 If you want to see @VivBlakeAuthor and @RanchHandWriter "win" and save he world with the power of DP, check it out here: books.loganblack.me

I think I planted too much Kale.

New covers recently hit for more installments in our "Untying the Knot" series. Which one's your fav, gang? @quinnskylar23

I just hit the "submit" button in ACX, and hell if I know when this thing will actually be available... But fuck it. I'm to excited to care. Thanks to the sexy voice of Leslie Bardal, STICKY FINGERS IS COMING TO AUDIOBOOK! And this guy learned how to do the audio engineering 😬

Just a week left until this bad boy drops! Our couple delves into 🍑 play, though it doesn't end up the way you might think. And Allie gets her fill in another way too, though I couldn't exactly put that one on the cover. 😏 Lock in your copy now! books.loganblack.me/...

Edits DONE. Now it's on to the blurb... On second thought, we can just f*** off and drink beer instead, can't we? That April 11 launch date is, like, a soft date, right? PS big thanks to my PA Samantha for this killer graphic! books.loganblack.me/...