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Me: *smiles* Person: are you thinking about that time someone played the Boys are back in town song over and over and over on a jukebox? Me: my thoughts often stray to this one particular act, yes

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Me: would you say it's a portmanteau? Wikipedia: wlel, Me: would the other guard say it's a portmanteau?

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blimps the submarines of the sky

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ai;dr

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They do not want people who have read the books and done the work. They want you to ace answering the question why there is a two month gap in your resume thirteen years ago

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I was thinking about cats

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It is well known that among terrans, hierarchy is expressed through the size of their shoulder pads

submitted 265 days ago • 1 comment

When in doubt, remember that terrans signify rank in thier inscrutable hierarchy through the size of their shoulder pads. The bigger and fluffier the pads are, the higher the status (implied or actual)

submitted 348 days ago • 1 comment

Noita is all about teaching valuable life lessons, such that everything will eventually catch fire, or that you're more likely to die from propane than nuclear bombs

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

Person: I don't wanna be spoiled on Noita Me, knowing this person: there is no universe in which the revelations would spoil your experience of playing Noita

submitted 585 days ago • 1 comment

Me playing Noita: if I point the wand correctly, my spell might hit the rat Streamer playing Noita: for this challenge run, I am going to gather 55 orbs and utilize overflows to instantly teleport billions of damage points straight into the sun (both of them). they know what they did

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

this is worded so weird

submitted 23 hours ago • 14 comments

Cats care about your feelings. Do not listen to those who say they are aloof or indifferent - once you have been accepted by a cat, you and your health status becomes one of the most important things of its life, and it will use its full range of limited powers to cheer you up

submitted 306 days ago • 4 comments

Okay, listen, I'm only gonna say this once: [static] ...immense destructive potential... [static] ...extremely important that... [static overlayed with slow country twang] ...whatever you do, DO NOT... [static interlaced with a commercial for I can't believe it's not butter]

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Jar Jar Biden

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The Liero to Noita pipeline

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

tumblr was a secret project attempting to create super soldiers *takes a drag off a liquorice pipe* it succeeded

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tumblr was a secret project attempting to create super soldiers *takes a drag off a liquorice pipe* it succeeded

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(Andor spoiler) I like Kleya's reaction to having to go to Yavin. I can imagine some of my friends if I was like "I've come to save you from the Empire and whisk you away from New York City! You'll be safe in the heart of the rebellion.. beautiful St Charles, Missouri"

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

Take that von Habsburgs

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97 times out of 100, doing your own research is a failure mode

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dental plan

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My movie watching habit has breached containment what do

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

When I say was raised on the streets,

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See that mountain over there?

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Stealth is optional on this mission

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Me: I know that it rhymes and rhythms and all, but are you sure that mentioning that Monica is something of a sidekick is wise in a public-facing venue? Don't you like, like Monica? Mr Bega: I need everything about this to be as explicit as possible. a trumpet!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Someday, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you. Your human shell will crack open and two badgers will emerge, blink in the sunshine, and scamper off into the forest.

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

[the cop starts breakdancing]

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