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god, the last few days, i don’t think ive ever related to a movie character more than this one in this scene

It’s somehow still more controversial to be against this than to be for it

This is from Haaretz, an Israeli news site. It proves that Israeli concentration camp soldiers have been ordered to deliberately shoot at unarmed Palestinians waiting for humanitarian aid. No Western media will run this story or even refer to it, because real Western journalism is mostly dead.

Can we just start calling these things the Business Plots or Wall Street Putschs they are? Like if a bunch of businessmen repeatedly get together to subvert the will of voters, let’s call their plots what they are

(pretending i’m on the phone while a dracula stalks me) what’s that you say doc? my blood is gross and stinky and not good to eat?

New from 404 Media: ICE is using a new facial recognition app to identify people, leaked emails show. Point camera at person, reveal their identity. It uses the CBP system that records peoples' faces as they enter or exit the U.S. Now, turned inwards to be used by ICE www.404media.co/ice-is-using...

Exclusive: White House wants deep cut in US funding for war crimes investigations, sources say

Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican from Tennessee, has sent a letter to Pam Bondi calling for Zohran Mamdani to be stripped of his citizenship and deported.

My research into the effects of the UK puberty-blocker ban was published only 10 days ago, it has already been viewed more than 7,000 times! www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

“I feel like people mistook my 250k for enthusiasm” is something I’ve often found myself saying out loud

if you zoom out, Trump OK'ing Iran's bombing of an American military base is the literal thesis of the Benghazi conspiracy theory

what this has done to my mind is probably not far from what it would feel like to contemplate cthulhu if he were real

I had a REALLY lovely time talking to @milesklee.bsky.social at Rolling Stone about why The Onion is thriving. It's because we're one of the only legacy outlets unafraid to accurately reflect the mood of this country. That mood? Everyone fucking hates this. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

gonna start an inter-law enforcement fitna thread

my sea bass fiasco

Defenders of billionaire tax avoiders say, "You can't tax unrealized investments!" But banks don't have a problem putting a value on those same investments when lending cash to billionaires at interest rates far lower than they'd pay in income tax. It's a strategy dubbed "Buy, Borrow, Die":

They are literally doing the thing they have been supposedly terrified of for decades

the important thing to remember is that for the last 15 years every customs and border guy in the US has wanted to be able to do this and now that they have permission to it's going to be impossible to go back, no matter who we elect next

This man has been nominated by Trump for a judicial appointment. Hearing on Weds "Senior Justice Department official, Emil Bove III, told subordinates he was willing to ignore court orders in order to fulfill the president’s aggressive deportation campaign, according to a whistle-blower complaint."

"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?" No: 85% Yes: 5% YouGov / June 22, 2025

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

dog moans like pleasured man

it does feel a bit like making the best of being in the backseat of a car with a piss drunk driver

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

The BIsons - Some of Shelley's Blues[USA, School, Folk Rock] (1971): A great school record out of Bishop-Ireton High School in Virginia. Here's a joyful hippie-kid sing-along version of the Mike Nesmith classic. I'm sure Nez https://redd.it/10ogtho https://youtu.be/zTT6HY80VVs

Yes, this is yet another obvious violation of international law by the US Government. However despicable the regime in Iran, you cannot just attack another country. Bombing civilian nuclear facilities is also illegal under several nuclear treaties to which US is Party. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck...

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

The lawyer and family of Anthony, the photographer who was arrested by LAPD while covering an ICE operation where a tamal vendor was being detained held a press conference this morning in his support. 🎥 Noe Adame

Reporting from @kenklippenstein.bsky.social shows that, "One in three so-called “illegal aliens” deported from [LA]... without a criminal record, internal ICE data...reveals...ICE’s behavior and emphasis on Los Angeles is tantamount to a war on Latinos." www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

Debunking these stupid ass 8 criticisms 1. No it isn’t. When Marx wrote what he wrote there were artisans, petty bourgeois, feudal lords, slaves and slave owners, peasants, trade unionists, capitalists, proletarians etc The point is describing the main relation of wealth generation in a society

Masked ICE agents spotted swapping out license plates this morning in Bell Gardens, CA

The Trump administration is phasing out support of HIV clinical guidelines, which affect what tests, treatments and medications are covered by insurance companies and Medicare www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...

I've lived in Los Angeles for seven years. The only times I've ever heard it this eerily, horribly quiet are in the very first days of Covid. Here's a bit of what it's like right now, in a city where so many people are rightfully afraid to go outside: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Damning. www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ju...

Job Garcia’s kidnapping by the Trump administration is the top story on the LA Times website right now. www.latimes.com/california/s...

if you just read the headline you'll miss out on details like how this guy is a 29 year old self described nazi

Bobby Jameson- Vietnam [USA, blues/garage rock/protopunk] (1966) Ariel Pink made an album for this guy https://redd.it/grv4y1 https://youtu.be/cZrtS26O774

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

The Dodgers announce they are donating $1 million toward direct financial assistance for families of immigrants impacted by recent events in the region, with more announcements to come.

ICE mass deportation agents “scattered” as Bishop-elect Pham, newly appointed by Pope Leo XIV, and other clergy visited immigration court on Friday: timesofsandiego.com/life/2025/06... #WorldRefugeeDay

www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

These kids should be ashamed. Academic cheating used to be an art form, now any chowderhead thinks they can do it. www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

this is appropriately blistering nymag.com/intelligence...

Great news everyone! Roblox screenshots in a court affidavit on terrorism charges. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (source: www.courtwatch.news/p/131-planni...)

I mean you’re joking but the recent introduction of self id bill in Germany makes it impossible for ppl to change their gender marker from male to any other of the 3 options when there’s time of „tension“ and „war“. Creating a „military gender/sex“.