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You wanna go to war, let's start this I got a whole warehouse of beaten objects labeled "catharsis" My painful machinations deliver more than esthesis You've never seen a force like this, you can't defeat this #barz$z #SillyRhymes #FunnyBattleRaps #vocabularyisnecessary

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How does she sing

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I want to write a Planters "Awwww, nuts!" ad where the person being handed nuts goes nuclear anaphylactic and dies. It would be a high -shock, deep-impact PSA, in a sense.

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Dreamt last night: I met the last man named Michael. And I the remaining Gabriel. The Lord's throne still needs our protection. I was gifted the Lord's AR-15 for the onslaught. It was an ill-begotten gift. It was even monogrammed with 'Jesus' on the trigger. I was not the judicious archangel.

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Fuck Angel Reese, my layups is hittin, like LeBron cryin foul, you know I'm hungry for chicken

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That "remix" of "The Blue Danube" in that Lincoln ad with Serena Williams is an affront to musickind and should be punishable by banishment to a gulag with no music, at all. Just the constant sound of a screwdriver scraping corrugated aluminum. For like a thousand years.

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I once thought I had something to say that's important, but right now my mind is just a music sex organ

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fring portrait i made a couple years ago #breakingbad

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You'll understand when I say I believe in and practice a certain kind of decadence that is appreciating the joy in life.

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Everything is a tight, fuck you space to live in.

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People who say "that's so you" in quick, blanket statements, often don't fucking know you that well. The people who truly know you well still ask questions to learn more about how much they know you.

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Other than @mets.com fans, I truly enjoy watching NY sports fans suffer, in any measure. Fuggin turds. We know you love living in a city with no real grocery stores. Piss off. But #lfgmets

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I am thoroughly enjoying #DyingForSex

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freedom is terrifying, but wouldn't you rather explore the depths of that shit-instilling fearscape with promise to, at the very least, die on your own terms, rather than idly choke down your demise while surfing video clips of people being so self-important.

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Step outside of that metric for a moment. Don't deny it. Don't dismiss its potential usefulness. But step outside of that metric for a minute.

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We excuse the numbing, industriousness of the lighting, it's cold, barely-blue whiteness. We excuse it for efficiency. To what standard are we holding the word, the notion, the implied agreement upon, to the extent of this "efficiency?"

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Don't let it in. Don't let it rule you.

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It's never necessary to egregiously pile it on on someone, like myself, who actively writes goodbye letters in their head all the time.

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Man, I wish I could look like @thepistons.bsky.social Jalen Duren. Fuckin guy is CUT. I wish I had the time and well....probably harder to do at 50. Still, whoof.

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Occasionally, my response to veganist castigations steeped in sentience or spirit/consciousness without the informing use of psychedelics to understand that plants have those, too, is that I should starve myself. And maybe they should, as well. Maybe they should until they expire or I do.

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I just telepathically communicated with a dog on the bus.

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I think my pane of the Holograph/am is glitching. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty okay with it. Just taking some getting used to.

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My collective, There Be Monsters Here, put out its first album today! Another to follow in two weeks time. Please at least listen and consider buying to support #Independent #Music. Also, it's #BandcampFriday! therebemonstershere.bandcamp.com/album/high-i...

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I'm right where I left you

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Started a Substack. Wrote a review of Captain America: Brave New World. #Marvel #CaptainAmerica #Movies #MovieReview lordbatcattheeinfinite.substack.com/p/captain-am...

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For a guy who has made MJ comparisons for himself (totally bogus, btw), Anthony Edwards is kind of a punk ass and a wimp. Can't handle double teams and Dillon Brooks? You ain't shit, dude. At least, not what you think you are.

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yo @stathead.com you seem to be locked up. page won't load; no error messages, just endless....nothing...like the void I stare into when having an existential crisis.

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Blowouts are, generally speaking, pretty boring, but I don't like the Mavs (Luka or AD on the team, can't stand either), so it's kinda fun watching the @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social just crush them into tiny, undifferentiated bits of whimpering mass.

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My eargoggles aren't loud enough!

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I'd say you bout 2 biscuits short of a six-piece.

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Let's see...inaugural post here: I'm gonna make shit real crazy and go watch Mark Wahlberg in "Flight Risk" tonight!!

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