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Believer in big government and small people
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bored at the zoo

coping with stress by chanting an ancient buddhist mantra: ‘I’m actually going to do it this time’

Police dog? Nah dog, all clear

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

I would like to formally apologize to Worldcon Seattle because AI is actually 10000% correct.

if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of

it's been a while, but i'm finally back in the state i grew up in: anxiety

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce

when it comes to golf, golf is the name of the game

Kurt Vonnegut man

A frugal living tip, you can put your pizza crusts into a cup of water on the window sill and they will grow into pizza after a couple weeks!

nasa dudes love to brag about finding ice on some awful planet that's like a hundred miles away.... that's great guys, probably just gonna keep using the stuff in my freezer tho

We're almost to Men's Month again! I hope when male meme accounts steal this from me this year, they at least recognize the irony