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All I wanna do is have some fun. Knoxville, TN
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Went to Red Lobster tonight. Y'all, times have changed

Police can question you and — even if you say nothing — they're allowed to testify about your "demeanor" and "body language" during questioning. Most judges will allow this as a form of expert testimony. That's why STFU is not enough. You need to explicitly say "I invoke my 5th amendment rights"

6 pack priced are capped at $5. Smokes at $2.50.

Can we start calling chinese food freedom food pls

Popeye gets it.

You've gotta be a world class dumbass to trade Luka Doncic.

I love seeing folks I liked from #Twitter and forgot about popping up in my feed and me pressing follow. It's like getting a nice treat when you don't expect it!

Got to be impressed by Trump's commitment to reactionarism. Most reactionaries just wanted to be mean to minorities again but Trump is the full 1910 package. Force men to get black lung as coal miners. Watch kids die from measle Make tropical fruit an expensive luxury again with tariffs.

we are advising our clients to go long on hot dog suit manufacturers, and short everything else

Sorry Kennedys we're revoking your Camelot status

Used car dealers be like:

From Wall Street Bets

If you're not in the #eliteeight you're at least a nine

The country club called. It wants its republicans back.

Gonna start with Tariffed Enough Already

All these psychics and mediums on my #YouTube feed: Spirit guides warn about world changing events in 2025!!! Like, no shit - You need the parapsychological to tell you that?

What sucks is that, among other things, they ruined a really cool meme

Holy shit this is instructive

Getting home from work on blue jean Friday and changing from my work jeans to my home jeans.

Guys, Really scrub your neck in the shower. I'm trying to save you a bundle on collared #shirts.

No, I said microplastics pianist

In a well-ordered society, a man with who reeked as much of ambition as Newsom would be regarded as a danger to the public, and would be exiled from the city to live in a cave

my heart was not done with tim walz. it’s good to have him back in the game.

The problem with putting the DOGE billionaires in charge of the government is that they are fucking stupid about everything that is not a startup. And they are incapable of recognizing they are fucking stupid and/or that there are things in this world that are not, in fact, like a startup.

Calling machine learning algorithms "artificial intelligence" has to be the greatest rebranding effort in history. The amount of people who legitimately think these things are some kind of futuristic new technology is incredibly depressing

#daylightsavings #drinking