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Horror author. Active HWA. MBA. Air Force officer. Publisher. Co-owner of Sobelo Books. Metalhead. Robust. Enchanting. Read me in Cemetery Gates, Dark Matter, a truck stop between Lubbock and Amarillo. Client of Becky LeJeune. Punch Nazis. I love you.
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🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 The Last of Our 🕯 🕯 Kind 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Prayer circle for my 90s coming of age girls on bikes vampire novel on sub.

If you pre-order the paperback of Skylights, a Stargazers Story, I will sign and mail you a copy of Stargazers until I run out. If this comment is up I still have copies available! Link is in the comments! @sobelobooks.bsky.social

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You may not trust nobody but you can trust us to be the anthology starring in your bad dreams. This November from @sobelobooks.bsky.social

Best picture from #StokerCon Neil McRobert throwing a football with the WWE headquarters in the background (and Sweet Caroline playing). @talkscaredpod.bsky.social Not pictured, @scribeofhades.bsky.social who has an 8/10 arm and 9/10 accuracy.

#StokerCon night three. Have you been to the weird room yet? The slime room? No, the weird room. The slime room is off to the side of the weird room. The lamp room? No that's upstairs. The weird room with the spotlight. That sounds like the lamp room. No that's upstairs.

Horror prom with the Hernandezes. Fancy clothes and sushi in the lobby. #StokerCon

Wrestling panel at #StokerCon. Thanks @ryanb4890.bsky.social for the invite!

My first NoSleep story was a career milestone. I've been on about twenty times since then and each time is a blessing. Thanks to the Podfather David Cummings for inviting me to the family all those years ago. @thenosleeppodcast.bsky.social

Find @scribeofhades.bsky.social at #StokerCon and he will throw an arc of SHITSHOW at you! Whether you want one or not 🥲 Preorder from @sobelobooks.bsky.social

#StokerCon is pretty cool so far, but they're all out of updog. Just a heads up.

The @sobelobooks.bsky.social boys are at #StokerCon meeting a couple of our authors for the first time! Also @toddkeisling.com's world famous middle finger! Are you here? Have a kickass project to pitch? Even if we say no we'll be really funny about it. @jvgachs.bsky.social @abbyvail.bsky.social

Grateful for the record setting rain in San Antonio! Might find a way to swim to #StokerCon if this plane doesn't get here 🙏🏽

W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”

Just look at this cover! Look at it!

#StokerCon countdown is on! Can't wait to see my geeky friends and talk about spooky things and cut just the tiniest samples of their hair when they're distracted and eat good food and make memories and steal hair.

As usual, @sacurrent.bsky.social tells it like it is. Celebrate tonight, San Antonio. 💪🏽 www.sacurrent.com/news/gina-or...

The cat's out of the bag and She. Is. Fierce. Stay tuned for the rest of the roster and go ahead and pre-order from our site!

Aggressive reminder you can pre-order Skylights: A Stargazers Story on our website. Link in comments!

Me: Universe pls give me a sign I'm on the right path. Universe: I literally do that every day. Me: But like, super obvious. Universe: Yeah that's what I do. Me: Like right in my face. Universe: Like I already do... Me: Yeah but... Universe: Fine.

What does it say about society that A LITERAL HORSE AI is gaining ground on Kurt Cobain AI and that either of these things exist at all and why can't AI just do my taxes please I hate this

June of last year, No Gods Only Chaos was on the sinking DarkLit ship, its second sinking ship. I had a thought but knew I couldn't do it alone. @lcmarino.bsky.social was the first and only person I thought of. We talked about taking over DarkLit but quickly pivoted. 1/

Date night t-shirt Protect Trans Folk 🫶🏽

I've been up to my ear holes in shit thanks to @scribeofhades.bsky.social and I'm so excited about it! Congrats! 💩

Dear Word, you and I both know I'm never restarting this application. Do what you must, but I am never, never restarting.

My office coming back from my birthday weekend.

Today's guest is @joshrountree.bsky.social and we discuss his 2023 release The Legend of Charlie Fish, a wonderful hard to define tale that gave me all the Robert McCammon feels.