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I will in fact be at the Betty Who/Marina/Tinashe/JLo Pride extravaganza in DC tonight

I realized my train was gonna get me to Penn at 5:57 for my 6:02 Amtrak so I got out and called a car. It was 50 bucks but I figured missing my train would be more expensive. I got here ten minutes early…only for my train to be delayed 🙃

I can’t believe my train got to MSG right when the Knicks game was letting out SEND ME HOME

I'm in Boston for the next couple days 🫡

Two new drops on our Patreon! Our latest episode, up a day early, all about the amazing Holly Hunter! Plus a brand new Gavin and Louie Go to the Movies: @lrendon.bsky.social & @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social took a trip to see Josie and the Pussycats on the big screen! patreon.com/themixedreviews

I had a Q&A go live today and my subject, who is an older person, asked me if I could email them a pdf of the story. I thought oh that’s so cute, maybe they wanna print it out and hang it up or something. They literally posted screenshots of the entire story on their instagram lol 🙃

The Pokemon that runs this account

Like JLo as Selena: I looooove pizza

Truly dumfounded to find out that people liked this movie

I encourage everyone to sleep with a therapist. Not your therapist, but a therapist. They know what they like, aren’t afraid to say it, and are just good communicators in general!

Y’all like Boston or nah?

@vulture.com you guys ok?

Spin span spent

I’ll admit it is gay brain rot to be checking the apps when you wake up, but it is an advanced stage of gay brain rot when you send me messages at 6:30 am on a Sunday to ask whether or not I’m high.

Wait before I forget, I had a hookup the other day who while he was getting dressed after told me how The Lord of the Rings is actually a metaphor for the trauma of bottoming. These nerds I’m sleeping with, I swear lol

Denied, denied, approved!

I love the bay band kids because I asked what everyone thought about this Broadway season and a they/them that I love said “dead outlaw AINT SHIT!”

THEE goblin king

Spent a lot of time google translating in bed tonight. He typed something in and it came out as “not old but masculine” and then he said “sorry no word.” I took stab in the dark. “Daddy?” “Ah, yes. You my daddy.”

Ok I’ve seen Thunderbolts and I’m ready for discourse

Let’s get some tacos

I went to an alleged daddy bar last night and all they played was b tier pop music from the aughts (Jessica, Mandy, Willa) and it occurred to me that perhaps this is what they’re playing because I’ve officially aged into the daddy bracket 🙃

To live AND die in LA?! In this economy?!

Had my birthday party playing DDR at Dave and Busters with some great people 🎈🎂

This guy I’ve been on two dates with spells “busy” as “bizzy” when we text. He’s 44. I hate it!

People taking pics with RFK at the airport ewwwww

Extremely fun shoes and socks scenario today

I just heard a country song where a girlie says even though everybody knows her name she’s still a Mississippi girl and my dumb ass thought it was this feminist anthem about how even though she’s a slutty gal about town, she’s a real country girl. It in fact is about her becoming a famous singer lol

Nothing more vulnerable than doing karaoke in front of a straight crowd in the south

Been eatin’ good

My aggro brother in law just said “you know how cartoons are these days, I don’t even let the kids watch the new Mickey”

I’m watching a community theater production of Legally Blonde in Charleston and it’s incredible

People looooove to take their shoes off at the airport