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lsrgk.bsky.social
1991 Grade 7, B Team Defensive a player of the year.
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Everyone's got that one relative who would really like to get that Tupperware container back when you get a chance.

I feel like being hung upside down for 2-3 hrs a week could fix all my issues.

I have a lot of respect for anyone who can pronounce "exacerbated" right on the first try.

I built a very successful bank robbing industry and here you want to destroy it because of your supposed "laws".

I find it weird that there's a solid base of music fans/blogs/boards who seem to listen exclusively to both real deep hardcore and also egg punk but nothing in between.

Please don't yell at the audience to move closer, you don't know who has restraining orders they are trying to respect.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something

Loud obnoxious Journey singing lady: 1, Loud obnoxious Jesus yelling man: 0

"Read this book..." is wild advice when confronted with someone's problem. Reading is a huge luxury/challenge/hurdle for a lot of people that you could be asking them to completely turn their life upside down when their issue is probably that they can't turn their life upside down in the first place

I feel like everything you need to know about French culture is that they require you put a space before every ":" you use, not just after.

Who came up with the idea that "sporadic red flashing light" should be the indication that a smoke alarm is a-ok?

Jealous of guitarists that can jump while playing...jumped off a very low drum riser 20 years ago and couldn't walk for 3 days. #rockandno

I've got a plan...we all chip in 401 million to buy a slightly better plane for him that has some mysterious mechanical issues on its first flight.

Cheese shouldn't be allowed to go bad.