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I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. I make news-writing robots for the Toronto Star. https://lucastimmons.com
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CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! #COYG

Arsenal! Champions of Europe!!!! #COYG

#COYG

#COYG

#COYG

Friends, if you think 1/3 of the population in the prairies wants to leave Canada you're a deluded fool.

#COYG

Someone go find Megan Leslie and let her know it's time. #cdnpoli

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

There is only one #ethicalBillionaire. That is the billionaire that spends his or her money as bounties on the heads of every other billionaire.

Hey Americans... Any time now would be fine.

Man what a time to be alive. #arsenal

#Arsenal #ChampionsLeague

#COYG!!!

Amazing second set by Andreescu. Amazing to see her back out there. #openRouen

Americans. Why aren't you using your 2nd amendment rights to protect your 1st amendment rights? Isn't that precisely why they exist?

The craziest thing about the current problems in the usa is that there is a pretty simple solution. But no one with enough courage.

That is the most perfect free kick in the history of free kicks. #Arsenal

DECLAN RICE FOR PRESIDENT

WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO? WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO!? WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO?!?!!?

Football is so much more enjoyable to watch when it's not the Premier League low-block, no attack, kick your opponents relentlessly because you know the PGMOL is bent, pray for a mistake and counter sludge. #ChampionsLeague #Arsenal

#COYG!!!!!

Great point. If you ever said you'd go back and kill hitler NOW IS YOUR CHANCE 💥💥

#AtkinsOut #ShapiroOut #SchneiderOut #BlueJays

Saka is life! Saka is love! #Arsenal

#COYG

Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies youtu.be/L1x2eY_4H4Y

Just imagine how much better the world would be if OS/2 Warp won out over Windows. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew4R...

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney youtu.be/b2UHrLms_Q4

Is it just terribly embarrassing to be an American?

This is the best song the spin doctors ever made: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3E9...

#COYG

Mark Carney for Toronto Centre?

I got the shamrock shakes. I got em bad

fuck donald trump and anyone who supports donald trump.