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Data nerd @ Yahoo Sports (formerly WWE, ESPN, Adjunct Prof @ SHU). Dad, pug wrangler, tech guy. Sports stats & trading cards collector. Views are my own, but the pugs might disagree.
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Can I do one best ball draft a day until NFL season? Join this awesome Best Ball League! bestball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/join/nfl/fre...

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Astonishing quote from lifetime horseman Bill Mott: “There was no reason physically why we couldn’t have run in the Preakness. We had no excuse other than we didn’t feel like it." Mockery of the sports golden goose, the Triple Crown

I’ll say this as many times as I have to. No tax cut in the history of tax cuts has ever paid for itself. Not a one.

Homicide rates: NY 4.5, FL 7.2 Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1 Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7

SCOOP: The State Department's new reorganization plan includes the opening of an "Office for Remigration," a term popularized by far right extremists and neo-Nazis in Europe. The office will coordinate directly with DHS "to advance the President’s immigration agenda." My report:

Ah I see the New York Times signed up for some puff pieces to “de-Nazi” Elon and make him into a super hero www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/b...

Wait, go with me here. Sparkling milk.

Pretty jarring to turn on Tennis and have them point me to Twitter to interact…. Have they not been on Earth for a year?

Turns on tennis “He should come to the net more” Hits mute

bracket.nothingmajorshow.com/nothingmajor... We got a RG Bracket Challenge LETS GO!!!

I think about this every time I see an X post

Ronald Acuna Jr's 467 foot home on the first Major League pitch he faced in almost a full calendar year was the longest by a National League player this year.

More DPRK actions

Democratic voters issued a massive rebuke of their own party last year by just refusing to show up on election day & instead of a major shakeup its leaders are spending big on consultants to find a Youtube salesman that can help a small group of septuagenarians no one likes cling to power.

We don’t like people learning the truth so we can block or fill public libraries with whatever we want. DPRK again

DPRK style propaganda continues. The math doesn’t work so now we call math something else “scoring” and then just change the math to make it look okay

very cool that for ten years people at the heights of political commentary insisted to the point of rage that the paramount threat to free speech was “censorious” college students

No consequences for ignoring the courts. This is what dictators do

been getting yelled at for almost five months now about how "there's nothing Democrats can do, they're in the minority" and yet WHEN they can block bad Republican legislation what are they doing? passing it

Remember just weeks ago the GOP was bragging about how they were threatening to sue Dems for defamation for saying they wanted to cut Medicaid? And a billboard company removed ads in response?

Interesting how heavily ahead in Clay Elo my calculation has Carlos right now. Top 15 here- more at scores.wiki/atp_elo.html

We’re so back

lol I love that people who’s lives are “dedicated” to politics really don’t have time to have a critical position on a 400m dollar jet…

We’re so back

This regime is gutting vital services relied upon by millions...all to extend even more tax cuts (and subsidies) to the super-rich. (Art work by @doodlebymeg)

We’ve got a new blue field in FCS! University of New Haven is moving up to D1 in all sports, joining the Northeast Conference.

Today at the blog, I mulled whether Aryna Sabalenka is our new Queen of Clay. Elo says she's now the best on the surface, her stats say she's barely fazed by slow dirt, and yet... www.tennisabstract.com/blog/2025/05...

that first line is some German reich shit

Real headlines about the President of the United States. Happening right in front of us. (via @parkermolloy.com)

The US government, which has claimed it has to destroy American universities because a few pro-Palestinian protesters are evidence of unchecked anti-Semitism, is defending an actual neo-Nazi party in Germany.

ETTD...Rubio Edition ..."He’s failing to meet even the lowest expectations of what an American secretary of state should do."

Just incredible

New story from Irineo, me and my NYT colleagues:

Daily MLB Schedule — 2025-04-29

I feel like I’m losing my mind with the lack of wall to wall coverage on disappearing *children with cancer* i keep saying this, but it’s not 5% of the uproar that came from Biden’s debate. “kids peeing in litter boxes”, a thing that never happened, got orders of magnitude more coverage.

At this point it's not even just that they're lying, it's that the lies are so insultingly obvious. This is up there with "no, the details of an imminent airstrike weren't classified" and "we have no way of getting abductees back from the guy we're paying to house them."

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Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.