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luprand.bsky.social
🔞. A shep in his 30 who draws big guys, sometimes. Voice actor, once or twice. Incessant source of mediocre art and bad puns.
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Linao, Avatar of Lightning. Quick as a wink and strong as a thunderbolt.

A friend mentioned seeing a video of a conceited fitness influencer complaining about fat people doing Pilates. I was reminded of the "Nightmare Coach" story I got from @renwrites.bsky.social a while back, in which revenge is sweet and doughy ... www.furaffinity.net/view/53750037/

Me: "I'll just do this picture quickly so I can have it ready to upload next week when I'm traveling." Also me: *spends an hour on Google Translate looking up languages and possible names for three related projects*

Labrysagitta, Scourge of Lightning. Design elements based on the Slavic thunder god, Perun.

Thanks to a comment from @bigborbgeo.bsky.social, I now have a mental image of macro Beyblade players getting cussed out by truck drivers for using their tires without asking.

.. Oh, right, references!

I'm curious. ☺️

I kinda love the excessive hyphenation they used in Final Fantasy 12. "And so the Dynast-King used the Treaty-Blade to cut the Sun-Cryst a new Butt-Crack."

I think serious dark video games would benefit from a "Wacky SFX" mode, for letting off steam. Attacks get all the cartoon *BONK* *DOINK* *SPLAT* noises. Characters say "Ow" in an increasingly annoyed tone of voice when they take damage.

Now with a bit of a story: www.furaffinity.net/view/60993320/

Scourge of Winds, Paterboventus. A vesper viper of venomous vapors.

Makes me wonder which of the Itaku mods is secretly a chubby chaser.

Tumblr: Why are you reporting this as mature? There's only three hyper dongs and no kittens. Bluesky: Why are you reporting this? The ginormous detailed schlong has a skintight thong pasted on it. Itaku: OMFG you drew a fully clothed FAT PERSON?! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT PORN!

That feeling when a very talented and popular artist posts about turning ... 20. You'll all excuse me while I crumble to dust XD

Watching the new Anne Shirley anime, based on the "Anne of Green Gables" novels. Recalling a furry artist who lives in that part of Canada. Having to physically restrain myself from making the dumbest possible obscure crossover fanart that literally no one would appreciate.

Team Go Rocket grunt: What are you doing wandering around here, twerp? Me, in the Costco parking lot: ... is this a trick question?

When the unbridled lust slams headfirst into the depressive self loathing.

After defeating Butophidia, Beni learns to summon Isati, the Avatar of Fire. Small and gaudy as it may be, the firefox dancer is nimble and can subject its enemies to death by a thousand cuts.

After defeating Butophidia, Beni learns to summon Isati, the Avatar of Fire. Small and gaudy as it may be, the firefox dancer is nimble and can subject its enemies to death by a thousand cuts.