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lynious.bsky.social
Anti-Anti-Luddite. Working on reintegrating my innie and outie (recently unemployed). Wholeheartedly cringe. Otherwise just toolin’ around town rootin’ and tootin’ for a regular-degular rip-roarin’ time.
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I would like my money back, this fortune teller keeps saying my future will be better if I “leave the nice Boers alone” for some reason????????

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe it’s been said before, but I am wholly convinced that if social media were around before the US auto industry made seatbelts standard in cars - we would have gotten conservative ‘memes’ like: ‘Mandatory seatbelt regulations? Over my dead body!’ Without a trace of irony.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

📣Hey ‘business community!’ ❤️the idea of self-driving cars, but realizing ITS NEVER HAPPENING? 😭📉💸 Want workers to ⏰ in as soon as possible (w/o promoting nasty ‘remote work’)? I have the product for you: introducing TRAYNE, a new tech startup. 👏👏👏 Invest now and get on the TRAYNE to tomorrow! 🛤️

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

On the bright side, we’ll never fall for the “job creators” line of BS again.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/wfsE-8pazlo?...

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Teapot Dome —>Crackpot Doge

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

How do members of congress not have the self-preservation instinct to see this as ‘AI is coming for their jobs’ like right now? That a post hoc justification for crawling government data will be to say ‘we built a special computer and now congress is obsolete’?

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

In honor of Black History Month, American markets will hold a "Black Monday"

submitted 132 days ago • 5 comments

All this ‘relaxing sleep sounds’ content but very little featuring ‘Subaru Boxer Engine: Crescendo - Diminuendo’ - this is blatant censorship.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

2 out of 2 posts related to buttons…hmmmm. Anyway, new here and not sure if a debate on nomenclature is happening. Since you asked, I’m in the skeet opposition camp. I suggest a move to calling posts ‘blueskies’ (rhymes with brewskis).

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Hashtag return with a v - but only for physical buttons and switchgear. Plotting the decline of buttons on a chart correlated with rise of inequality. Handing out tiny sledge hammer pins for demonstratively smashing touchscreens I already own.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I hit ‘delete account’ or ‘end subscription,’ I really want it to sound like Joyce Byers hanging up in anger. Can I get an old landline phone for this

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments