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None of this, absolutely none of this, is normal.
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All I heard was “eclair.” But holy crap, Faizan. Holy. Crap. #spellingbee

This final of the Scripps National Spelling Bee is liking to kill me. #spellingbee

BRB booking a flight to Seattle

Oh look. The Press Secretary is lying again

Everyone needs to pipe down! The Scripps National Spelling Bee Final is on. #spellingbee

Your regular reminder that the entire global economy is subject to the whipsaw whims of a person who doesn’t understand how the global economy works

Burn it all down "Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth led a Christian prayer service in the Pentagon’s auditorium on Wednesday morning, during working hours, in which President Trump was praised as a divinely appointed leader."

I’m only a Juris Doctor, but I diagnose Don Jr. as being a soulless moron.

There is a ZERO percent chance that Donald wrote this message. Not because of the absence of CAPS, but because of the presence of decency.

It speaks to Donald's breathtaking incompetence that he spent this morning moaning about Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift instead of whipping votes for his "big beautiful budget bill" he pretended to care so much about.

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

The MAGAt crowd are apparently angry about Robert Prevost being elected Pope. Good. That clearly means the right man has been chosen.

In Star Wars. those who have embraced the Dark Side of the Force wield red lightsabers. So, in other words, perfect.

May the 4th Be With You #starwarsday

This entire thread. Every. Word.

Trump's incompetence is everywhere.  His regime can’t keep military secrets. It can’t maintain financial stability. It can’t protect children from measles. While we resist Trump’s authoritarianism, we also need to highlight his utter inability to govern America.

To all the MAGA people gloating about arresting a judge by saying “no one is above the law:” Girl, you elected a multi-felon who skated all consequences who appointed an Attorney General who took a bribe without any consequences. Please sit down. And stay there.

In summary, Andor season two is simply outstanding.

The Last of Us. S2 E2. Holy Crap. Holy. Crap.

Way to go MAGAts! On this most holy of days in Christendom, your Messiah doing what he does best - sowing lies and hatred.

There is no more destructive force in this world than a 22 month old who has not gotten his 87th snack of the day. Trust me on this. #thisgrandpalife

"might be"? Oh, that ship sailed a long, long time ago

Things tend to go your way when your Court is bought and paid for. #democracydiesinbroaddaylight

Star Wars:A New Hope with the Utah Symphony. Tickets secured. Can’t wait! #starwars #utahsymphony

Chex Mix is a perfect snack. I’ll be taking no further questions at this time.

The thing is that any sarcastic headline @theonion.com prints about the Tr*mp Cabal of Clowns and Hellscape Administration is 100% believable and likely will prove to be true.

Reminder: Dr. Oz had to pay $5.25 million to settle a class action suit for promoting phony weight loss cures. He is a conman. No wonder Trump likes him. Now he's in charge of running Medicare and Medicaid.

One bright spot in this dark dumpster fire of a week courtesy of the mentally ill, easily manipulated dotard Dear Leader Tr*mp, I just learned that Disney+ now let's you remove shows from the "Continue Watching" row with minimal effort.

Your occasional reminder that The Pitt is the best thing on any streaming platform out there.

Happy now, MAGAts?

American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room

Never forget: Rex Tillerson was right.

If a deranged president intentionally destroying the country's economy with a ludicrous obsession (and misunderstanding) of tariffs *isn't* justification for invoking the 25th Amendment, I honestly can't imagine any scenario that would be.

“What can you say? All these people …maybe also should have realized it was risky to put someone whose companies have filed for bankruptcy six times—and who was in fact convicted of fraud during the presidential campaign—in charge of managing the world’s largest economy.”

The second Trump administration is all about second chances: a second chance for Measles, a second chance for Polio, a second chance for Chickenpox…