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Ruffin [RUHF-in] (n.) A devil or fiend. (adj.) In a state of confusion or disarray; disordered or disheveled. Used in a sentence: “Unhand me, you foul ruffin! What unscrupulous machinations has that nefarious sleeveen chicaned you into this time?”

after considering this for nearly fifteen seconds and looking at these four photos I am now convinced that bigfoot is bears

Faitour [FAY-ter] (n.) - A charlatan, imposter or fake. - An evildoer; a scoundrel. - A layabout or faker of illness. - A teller of false fortunes. Used in a sentence: “Favian, the fudgelling faitour was found out as a fake when his boss saw him sitting two seats over at the game.”

“Spirit Bear” The Kermode, or spirit bear is a subspecies of black bear found in the Great Bear Rainforest of British Columbia, Canada. Their bright white coats stand out in high contrast to the lush foliage of the region. They are common in the stories of the local tribes. #wildlifeart #animalart

Ben Franklin would be on Pornhub within literal minutes.

Taiga [TAHY-guh] (n.) - Subarctic coniferous forestlands located between the tundra and steppes of Siberia and North America. Used in a sentence: “She hasn’t been heard from since she decided that her instagram account just had to have a series of subarctic selfies from the Russian taiga.”

You deserve 40 seconds of baby goats playing

Sorry it's taken so long to post! The video is up on patreon, will be up on youtube soon!

Listen, folks, we can usually give advice to prepare you ahead of time for emergencies. But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road. So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them.

Bombinate [BOM-buh-neyt] (v.) - To make a droning, buzzing, or humming sound. Used in a sentence: “Timmy was having a lot of fun playing ‘lightsabers’ with his sisters bombinating toys, though it irked him that she kept them hidden in the top drawer and never shared them.”

My shrimp are enjoying some steamed cucumber!

CALL. YOUR. REPS.

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Flambuginous [flam-BUHJ-in-uhs] (adj.) - Fictitious; fraudulent or untrue. From “flam” (sham story, fabrication; to deceive by flattery) - 1630s Used in a sentence: “I’ll thank you to stop spouting your load of flambuginous claptrap and leave, this instant!”

Sprauncy [SPRAHN-see] or [SHPRAWN-see] (adj.) -Smart or showy in appearance; dapper. -Showily dressed; fashionable. Used in a sentence: “Well get a load of Mr. La-dee-da sprauncy-pants over there with his surtout and top hat! Just who does he think he is?”

Manqué [mong-KAY] (adj) Unfulfilled, having failed to become what one might have been. (n) Someone who has not had the opportunity to do a particular job, despite having the ability to do it. Sentence: “Despite years of culinary training, the manqué couldn’t even secure a position as a prep cook.”

Extremely disappointed to see an artist I've been following for over a decade justify their sudden 'experimentation' in adding edited AI backgrounds like this. Any use of the plagiarism machine in your process is endorsement & makes your work less your own... why do this shit? 🤨

Flutterbum [FLUH-ter bum] (n.) - A handsome young fellow; a real studmuffin. Used in a sentence: “It oughta be a rollickin’ knees-up, ladies; I’ve invited every flutterbum in New England!”

Oneirocriticism [oh-NYE-ruh-KRIT-uh-siz-im] (n.) - The art or practice of dream interpretation. Used in a sentence: “Great-aunt Bedelia’s misguided attempts at oneirocriticism have certainly given us all a perplexing peek into the inner workings of her warped little mind.”

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

I cannot go two seconds in Google Docs without fucking Gemini butting in like “can I help you turn your careful and detailed writing that people pay you by the hour for into some hot garbage that doesn’t make sense??? no??? how about now? okay how about now? how about now? how about now? how about

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Also this is your reminder shoutout that write.ellipsus.com exists. #Writers #Authors You do not have to use G!Docs and have your work fed into an AI, censored, deleted without warning, ect. Again: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO USE G!DOCs.

If you use Discord, stop posting art on it! Discord has partnered with DomoAI, an AI image-generating bot! This means any image uploaded can be used by others as AI prompts (gross) Please be mindful of what you upload and consider adding a watermark to protect your art!

Dumbledore [DUHM-buhl-dohr] (n.) -A bumblebee. -A dandelion. -A blundering person. Used in a sentence: “We have so many dumbledores flying around our house, the UPS guy refuses to come anywhere near the place.”

Novilunar [noh-vih-LOO-ner] (adj.) - Of or pertaining to the new moon. Used in a sentence: "The dragoons took advantage of the novilunar darkness and scaled the castle walls undetected."

Just in case there was ever any doubt… Fuck Nazis. Fuck fascists. Fuck all kinds of bigotry and hatred. You have a consciousness and control that gives you choice, and you *choose* to hurt others for no other reason than they exist? Yeah. Fuck you. 🖕😤🖕

It’s hard to express just how MUCH this will matter for thousands of women.

I've been a regular donor to RAINN for years. Complying in advance means I won't be doing that any more.

In light of the Hogwarts Legacy II news, I want to say this to any streamers who follow me: If you stream this, its fucking over. Theres no coming back for you. That bitch has spent years making my life worse & this will be the second time you've paid for her to do so. Have a spine this time.

“Where do you think you’re going?” “Band practice, I told you.” “Is your homework done?” “Yes, DAD.” “Be home by 6 for dinner.” “But-“ “No buts, Mom’s making your favorite.”

Trinkle [TRING-kuhl] (v.) - To clandestinely listen to a conversation; to eavesdrop. - To act secretly, or in an underhand way; to tamper. Used in a sentence: “Ever since Truman discovered that he can hear conversations in the manager’s office he likes to trinkle whenever he gets a chance.”

Butter cookie purse soon!

Fizgig [FIZ-gig] (n.) - A lightheartedly frivolous, silly, or flirtatious young woman. - A firework that has gotten damp. Used in a sentence: “Your mother was such a fizgig when she was your age, and I just couldn’t resist her intrepid spirit of adventure!”

www.mediaite.com/news/cardina... BAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THEY REALLY SAID IT?!!

@tkingfisher.com I thought you might find this really neat - someone's family found an ancient seed bag containing (sadly non-viable) seeds from an extinct domesticated plant the Natives of the area used to grow! www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...