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I like baking and being muddy but not at the same time. I can and will destroy you at Mario Kart 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧
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When you have #Taskmaster at 9pm but need to try to capture Pikachu at 10pm

Doing 11 hour shifts while it's a stunning 30°c outside is not the one

Citrussy.

Time to stock up!

This post just makes me really happy www.reddit.com/r/Expectatio...

Umm what?? #DoctorWho

Love maps smstone0.github.io#/uk-map

Literally all of them. Next question?

I'm sorry GoSkippy but how can you just be like ok we're going to charge you an extra £300+ for the same thing. Anyway, AutoSergei has got me cheaper and better car insurance.

Trimmed my chest and belly hair. I am now twink

I have just watched A Nice Indian Boy and I have never watched a film before where every single character is absolutely and unapologetically unhinged

Twatted my face on a counter earlier and cut my nose. Only found out that I'd cut my nose an hour later when a stranger asked me if I was into bare knuckle fighting 😩

Only Connect is being a bit cheeky

Monty always has to snuggle while I'm having my breakfast 🥰

Ok so don't sit on the roof garden and tether to your phone while on a Teams call

Happy 39 days until the Switch 2 day

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

New Pokémon Squishmallow has landed 😍

youtu.be/3uGXvdbL1ys Paul Rudd returning to advertise the Switch 2 is amazing