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Happy Pride! This timeline sucks but you have allies.

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

Anyone going to see Steve Aoki tonight

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is how I’m spending this 90 degree scorcher

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

@hillzy.ca put up a pic of Judge the groomers took using a magnet you made

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I often wonder if Lightning McQueen passed by here

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Perfect lunch on a rainy day

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Lunch accomplished

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Judge and dad together on his birthday. Love him so much.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

downward dog

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Doesn’t looooooove the Jordan’s

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

I think I heard the crinkle of a treat bag over there

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Not my gum drop buttons

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

really nobody thought this book was funny?!?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

He busted out the puppy dog eyes

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hand Jobs For The Whole Family Get yours today. www.amazon.com/dp/B0CPYGHB3...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone on twitter thinks everyone on Bluesky misses twitter

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

An app where you add the info for all your credit cards and the app decides which one to use for each purchase based on how many points you get and shit.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

(Borat voice) My wife

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Went from medium rare to medium in the time it took to take this short video, but it was still really good in all that bubbling butter

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I love it when a plan comes together

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Healthy breakfast

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

My dog Judge has a really nice collection of sticks right now

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Lawyering

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

submitted 25 days ago • 456 comments

Did a Chicago handshake with my best friend. Having to shoot Malört out of plastic should be illegal

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments