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Elephants should rule the world honestly

For those of us who’ve spend the last 6 months discussing how the Trump would use deportations to create chaos is the Blue states and then use that chaos as an excuse to declare a national emergency and seize total power, things are right on schedule.

Abolish ICE and print the names of everyone employed by them

The rule appears to be to choose the most inappropriate person for every office and make America suck it.

Musk says Trump is in the Epstein files and it is being covered up. This escalated quickly.

dear lord this is funny

Looking for a woman who actually wants SOME scrubs.

This coffee slapped so hard I called it daddy.

Het land naar de afgrond geholpen en dan vertrekken alsof ze net een uitverkochte reeks in de Arena met de Toppers heeft afgesloten en nu welverdiend op vakantie mag. Volledig losgezongen van elke realiteit.

Esther Ouwehand on fire. En toen wist Yesilgöz het ook niet meer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYd...

I spend a lot of time trying to track down photographer credits, but I didn't learn until recently that this iconic shot of Uma Thurman for Pulp Fiction (1994) was by Firooz Zahedi.

Trump day 133-135: No more abortion for pregnant women in need, Harvey Milk name removed from US Naval Ship, FEMA director does not know existence of hurricane seasons, Musk opposes Trump budget, education minister makes simple math mistakes & more: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-13...

A new view on the Ravens of Woden

let the record reflect that the stenographer is dead. shit. wait.

Straks valt het kabinet en dan heeft WNL vier talkshows om te verzekeren dat de VVD gewoon weer de grootste wordt.

Het heet ‘Wilders’ 10-puntenplan’, maar laten we stoppen met eufemismen. Er wordt gesproken over een xenofoob, repressief, onrechtstatelijk en ontmenselijkend offensief dat de kernwaarden van onze democratie ondermijnt. Dat hier serieus over wordt vergaderd, is op zichzelf al een schandaal.

Het nieuwe WNL: youtu.be/dHs_2arQQZ0?...

How your email finds me

Gaza is de ultieme lakmoesproef voor het internationaal recht. Wie nu zwijgt, kiest kant. Laten we hopen dat velen eindelijk de moed vinden om op te staan voor gerechtigheid. (En wtf deed een man van het Rode Kruis in hemelsnaam bij de BBB?)

Tough day for Putin lovers.

🇺🇦🇷🇺 Final Map of the "Web" Operation by Ukraine's SBU: - Olenya Air Base in the Murmansk Region - Belaya Air Base in the Irkutsk Region - Ivanovo Air Base in the Ivanovo Region - Dyagilevo Air Base in the Ryazan Region - Severomorsk (Main Administrative Base of the Russian Northern Fleet)

Flightline on Fire: Spectacular images of SBU special operation “Web” to destroy enemy bomber aircraft.The SBU says over 40 have been destroyed, including Tu-95 and Tu-22M3 bombers and A-50 aircraft. The enemy's losses already exceed $2 billion, the SBU says.

❗️❗️The special operation "Web", as a result of which the Security Service of 🇺🇦Ukraine hit 41 🇷🇺Russian strategic aircraft, was prepared for more than a year and a half. The President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky personally supervised the operation.

The teaser trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ has been released. Coming to Netflix this November.

Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse

A lot of people know about the Germans in the space program, but the more relevant engineer might be Qian Xuesen, the MIT/CalTech aerospace professor who co-founded JPL and was sent to recruit the Germans. We deported him the 1950s. He became the leader of China’s missile program.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Elon Musk wakes up, bleary and disoriented. "Grimes, I just had the weirdest dream..." he mutters as he rolls over to her. "Tell me all about it, Space Daddy," replies Stephen Miller's wife in bed beside him. "Yeah, tell her," comes Stephen's bitter voice from a chair in the semi-darkness.

Ladies, stop wasting your time on men you think you can fix and find one you know you can break

Weer oppositieleider in Georgië opgepakt

"there is a 70% chance that average warming for the entire 2025-2029 period will exceed 1.5°C, the team says... “These latest predictions suggest that we really are very close now to having 1.5°C years [being] commonplace,” said Scaife. “These are shocking statistics” "

Her: Your life just doesn’t seem to have a direction. Me: “Down” is a direction, Brenda.

i'm like this because of my childhood. And some stuff that happened in my adulthood. plus some shit Thats going on right now ,

whoever did the advance work for this Kash Patel interview is about to find themselves with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo

the podcast with only 1 question

INCREDIBLE !! Here we are... 😱😱😱 After days of overloading and cracks propagating, Birch Glacier collapsed today at 3.24 pm over Blatten and the dammed Lonza river... Devastating! 😭 www.letemps.ch/suisse/valai...

An update on the landslide threatening Blatten in Switzerland - in the last 24 hours, large collapses of the front of the Birch Glacier have occurred, creating ice and rock avalanches. Spectacular drone footage of the glacier and rockslide has now been captured:- eos.org/thelandslide...

Niet geschoten is altijd mis. Mijn neef van 16 wil graag, samen met zn klasgenoten, een korte film maken: wie helpt? gofund.me/c14810ee

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*wakes up* ah, consciousness, my old nemesis

Another great cartoon ... #AI #ChatGPT #CoPilot #Technology

“She means ‘fewer.’” - a Harvard graduate

Senaat verwerpt wet die minister bevoegdheid moest geven organisaties te verbieden