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machetevonkill.bsky.social
Spreader of shenanigans. Thrower of knives. Lover of pro wrestling, horror and music. Mother of cat. Woman in the Cannabis industry. Strange and unusual. Kinda feral.
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Hey yo, 6 more minutes!!! Come and say hello!

I'm team Mystery Wrestling. I like both wrestlers and don't want either to leave. I hope the match ends with some crazy twist that only Mystery Wrestling could come up with. I really want it to involve a moose, but I'll leave it up to Uno & Co.

Anybody make action figure size title belts? Looking for a GCW belt. A coworker was working on one for me, but flaked.

Watching #GCWRun way late. I took an unintended nap with my cat. It was glorious, but now I'm playing catch up on all of the stuff I was supposed to get done before the show started.

Ya know, I like this KJ Orso guy just as much as I liked Fuego Del Sol.

Hey! Make sure you wish Blue Meanie a happy birthday today! #Wrestlesky

#GCWTime starting off with my boys. I heart Alec and Jordan. LFG!

You can find us literally everywhere @mysterywrestling.bsky.social … except for Twitch and TikTok — those belong to @eviluno.bsky.social 👀 Lots of new content and updates coming! Follow us everywhere and never miss a post! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

It's on!! Are you watching!? #TheRoastOfMysteryWrestling 🤼‍♀️

It's this friggin Muppet's birthday. How is she 4 already!? Happy Birthday Lou!

Heads up. Manders is on whatnot at 8pm and he is bringing the heat. passing along @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social

I'm totally buying t-rex arms for EFFY and Petàr's chickens.

Camilla the Chicken and Lil EFFY want you to join us for big, buff daddy @effylives.com 's Twitch stream tonight. 8 pm. Be there or be chicken poop.

Sunset tonight. So pretty.

Nothing like a good trip and fall to end the day. Smoked my right knee and forehead, rolled my left ankle and broke my doobie. Tripped over a damn dog toy. Feel free to laugh, I mean, I will eventually. Right now, I'm just glad no one witnessed that. Also, my everything hurts. 😠😳🫠😭

This. Seriously.

Social media makes me cry sometimes. I dunno who did this, but it's beautiful. Artist was not credited on original post. #RIPSabu

YAAAAAAAASSSSSS

RIP Sabu 💔

The full moon is a few days away, but this is some serious moonlight. Let's dance!

Quick heads up. @effylives.com will be on whatnot at 7pm! @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social

I ❤️ Toni Storm. I know I say that every week, but she's just fucking incredible. Also, I ❤️ RJ City. He's brilliant. And I will come at you like a raccoon on meth and mountain dew, if you disagree. Move along now, there's nothing to see here. 😘

I am hella jealous of everyone at Dynamite right now.