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Procrastination Queen controlled by an Instant Gratification Monkey || FSHD, Muscular Dystrophy, disability, accessibility || Gubbi Gubbi land || she/her
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Nothing says Mother’s Day like a child vomiting all night 🤮 🤦‍♀️

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Three interesting Mother's Day facts... It is KFC's biggest day for sales. It is the NRMA's busiest day for road service callouts...many of which are for flat batteries at cemeteries. If your child has fur and no opposable thumbs you are not its mother.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Can’t believe I got the football one right. Also got 1 bonus point. ✅❌❌✅❌✅✅✅✅✅ The Saturday Paper Quiz No. 549 I got 7/10! www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2025/05...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Dude, can you say a Mass with a fuckin BEAT?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Let me say…I’m well over coverage of Pope on ABC News. Catholic Church in my country is anti-community. It let members rape children and fought them in court. It offers expensive school and health. It’s not in streets after disasters. Its members seem to be ruled by fear and unscience. Enough now

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Stanning of the new Pope is nauseating. Does the fact he gave Twitter side-eye to JD Vance cancel out his years as a Church Leader who supported international efforts to cover up child sexual abuse and actively block legal redress and compensation for victims? In the fucking bin with the cunt.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Fun fact: you can sing “one Tony Abbott” to the tune of Guantanamera

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If any peeps need 12v stuff for things like car, camping, home security etc. I recommend this mob. No affiliation but I've purchased from them a few times...fair prices, good products and absolutely lightening shipping. #PSA www.homeof12voltonline.com.au

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“… Zionism in Naziism without gas chambers but with genocidal racism, world-leading high technology military, 90 nuclear weapons… “ ~Dr Gideon Polya via Mary Kostakidis (from the hell site) Full link also in Alt Text sites.google.com/site/mainstr...

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

The Libs are going to go back for their hats, aren't they?!?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Yes! Absolutely agree!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Are you on meds that aren't on the PBS and wanna write a submission to the Pharmaceutical Benefits Advisory Committee on why in should be included? ohta-consultations.health.gov.au/ohta/pbac-ju...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

So much this! “Life is not boring, we are just poor”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Sign the petition to stop intrusive political texts during election campaigns #AusPol #AusVotes cc @nancygeorges.bsky.social @makingsensepols.bsky.social www.change.org/stop-politic...

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

What's the difference between #Dutton and a toilet? At least a toilet has a seat. 🤣 Pinched from FB. #auspol #BinNight #AustraliaVotes #Election2025

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

To Dutton, Jacinta and all the other racist Australians, On behalf of me and many Aboriginal people across the land, Welcome to Country and welcome to a Multicultural Australia.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

On Monday night, 7:30 will be an hour special that contains full analysis of this election. It will be worth it if only to hear Sarah Ferguson let rip given her excellent performance tonight. #auspol #ausvotes

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Penny Wong, and fuck her flaccid stances on the Palestinian genocide. Fucking fresh she acknowledges traditional owners of our land but fuck all other traditional owners of other lands in other countries, right Penny?

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Thank you #AntonyGeeen, we will miss you and also your clear perspective and wry sense of humour. Enjoy your future and know you have enriched the political landscape of Australia 🦘👌🥂

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

For real Ali France is the big winner tonight. Third time running and beats out the Opposition Leader. She gets to drink anything she wants tonight. Top shelf. #auspol #ausvotes

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My one piece of advice for Albo as second-term PM - stop fucking hanging around with Kyle Sandliands. #auspol #ausvotes

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments