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“If I got rich I would never let money change me!” I would. I can feel myself getting worse every time I pick up a quarter

Foo, and his Fighters

Other chaos legions: “we just use chaos as a tool to get back at the imperium that wronged us! We don’t want to work with these horrible daemons!” The Word Bearers:

Dark Souls 2 Crusader Kings 2 Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

I just hope my 16 billion accounts are ok

I just hope my 16 billion accounts are ok

im movin on up you fucking idiot lmao my light shines on dumbass

Cybertrucks are just the human version of Ork vehicles in Warhammer. Both blocky, both barely work, both rely on blind faith in the inventor. The difference is that I’d rather ride in the Ork buggy

Look I wasn’t a fan of the film myself but this is going a little far

I love that this can be Dune or Warhammer 40k depending on your fandom of choice

“The frog that doesn’t give the scorpion a ride has internalized the moral code of the oppressor”

“The frog that doesn’t give the scorpion a ride has internalized the moral code of the oppressor”

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy” you were - how many hours you worked People will remember: -the time an ork warlord accidentally traveled through time, met his past self, and killed his past self to get a second copy of his favorite gun

Look I wasn’t a fan of the film myself but this is going a little far

This is one of the funniest TikTok’s I’ve seen in a long time

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy” you were - how many hours you worked People will remember: -the time an ork warlord accidentally traveled through time, met his past self, and killed his past self to get a second copy of his favorite gun

It’s legitimately sad that so many people in future generations will look back in their family tree and find out that they’re descended from some dweeb who thought that his bank account made him a more superior human

“Don’t feed the trolls” has gone from a phrase that’s only applicable to a few forum dwellers to perhaps the most important piece of advice you can give someone in the span of a couple decades

“Scamming gullible rubes” is rapidly becoming the only business model in America

“Don’t feed the trolls” has gone from a phrase that’s only applicable to a few forum dwellers to perhaps the most important piece of advice you can give someone in the span of a couple decades

Ulfric Stormcloak when asked about the Altmer:

“Scamming gullible rubes” is rapidly becoming the only business model in America

It’s incredibly upsetting that some people saw QAnon and their first thought was “how can I get in on this action?”

There is a guy who went through and edited out every usage “comprised of” because he hates it and thinks it’s bad grammar

I told you guys

“Is this cook a soft boy? Is this garbage man rizzmaxxing? Is this cashier a quirked up soulful white boy?”