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i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days

submitted 7 days ago • 58 comments

$20,000 for an EV truck backed by bezos... made with plastic body panels, has no radio system and in primer grey... when China makes EVs at $10,000 before tarrifs. Yeah bro, for surrrre. I'd rather keep buying 40 year old hondas while the US automotive sector slowly dies.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

drawing people i see in the city (48/?)

submitted 25 days ago • 107 comments

A few years ago when I was troublingly deep into Elite Dangerous (flight stick, throttle, the lot) I used an EQ to make it sound like Spotify was playing in my ship's cockpit, and had this moment where a song perfectly synced up with a hyperspace jump.

submitted 26 days ago • 33 comments

Fuck off cunt

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I love seeing doordash open up the possibility of discrimination to the workers they don't even pay a living wage. Cool.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Little Tobey Maguire sneaks off to play the Atari Lynx in the bathroom. He has somehow concealed the massive fucking console in a comically large inner-pocket of his jacket. The batteries keep dying while the scene is filmed. It has to be plugged into the wall, creating a continuity error.

submitted 99 days ago • 11 comments

Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes theonion.com/trump-worrie...

submitted 104 days ago • 52 comments

oh what could the salute has possibly been

submitted 113 days ago • 960 comments

Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis

submitted 113 days ago • 68 comments

"Didn't do enough" is a day way of saying completely ignored genocide but ok

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I love taking time out of my day to do a length repair on a free 3d printer I got off of marketplace... only to discover it had a loose cable and works just fine. No need for a fancy retrofit I love idiots.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering

submitted 116 days ago • 59 comments

Elon doing the nazi salute has the same energy as a prepubesent white kid on xbox live saying "n****r" out loud for the first time

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

According to Google my 84 accord has a d series engine, which is really good news, I must have hundreds extra horsepower I never knew about. Thank you google AI

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

When my wife asks me to come check if her yoga pants are too tight

submitted 119 days ago • 4 comments

my 2025 aura

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