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Realized Wolverine is definitely uncut because the healing factor would cause his foreskin to grow back anyway.

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

submitted 88 days ago • 665 comments

We need fewer movies about rich people realizing poor people are people too and more movies about eating the rich

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

Visiting friends in New York

submitted 104 days ago • 62 comments

you know people don't often say this, but Donald Trump is a massive cunt

submitted 115 days ago • 11 comments

So naturally, you know what to do…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

submitted 139 days ago • 812 comments

This is pretty bad, he says, sitting on his toilet. To what does he refer? You be the judge.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Inuring my daughter to the hamster wheel of life by getting her to go buck-wild on the elliptical.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 153 days ago • 539 comments

Who made this 🤣

submitted 154 days ago • 703 comments

I've become exhaustion resistant due to constant, repeat exposure to the insane energy of my kids over the last seven years. Their grandpa took a shift playing with them and lasted approximately twelve minutes beforeI found him comfortably snoring on the bed. I would have made it at least twenty. 💪🏼

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

need a name for that feeling that strikes in the early evening when you're just oh fuck. oh christ why aren't i trying to become a successful streamer. why haven't i made a movie. why haven't i had a novel published. i dont think its anxiety or comparison stress its a new thing i made up

submitted 156 days ago • 38 comments

you know what's really uncomfortable? doing things for your own happiness and well-being haha what the fuck is up with that??

submitted 173 days ago • 4 comments

Playing the Lord of the Rings card game with my buddy and his parents who have, for the duration of this current game, been replacing certain sections of names and places with "dank." Just got booted out of the Council of Elrond by the Witch-King of Dankmar. 🤙🏼

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

If there's one thing I'm passionate about it's watching people pursue the things they love in real time. I'm at the inaugural class of my bud's newly opened Shorin Ryu dojo and watching him stalk the floor like an angry uncle at a competitive crochet meet is the most life affirming shit.

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

submitted 194 days ago • 173 comments

The Murdoch family is fighting over future control of Fox News and the Wall Street Journal.

submitted 195 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 199 days ago • 3 comments

Slowly poisoning my kid's pop playlist with prog until it's too late.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.

submitted 204 days ago • 83 comments

I've got a ferocious head cold right now, and I'm telling you man, I'm all about that liminal space where one of your sinuses drains and you feel instantaneous relief for about ten seconds before your other sinus slowly starts to resemble wet cotton.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

I'm at the age where I express my feelings exclusively via watching Interstellar.

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments