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so excited for the collapse of modern society. so excited.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

whoever wrote the lines for Conquest needs a psychological evaluation

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

we need a tradition that would horrify archeologists in the future

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

wawa is prob the best thing to come out of new england besides tweakers

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

mods, cut off his testicles.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

why does my computer hate me like what did i do to you we can talk about this

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

mmmmhm graep..

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

before i was born my uncle had a hampster who died when it was pitched full force at my mom by her mother

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

me to the obvious non-cat owner petting my cat: i can pet him better asshole the cat: woah man elon musk being brutally tortured:

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

stalker giving tactical advice: always stay 2 steps behind

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

i can’t wait to go to my woke elementary school and get my government mandated sex change by joe biden and go to my pronoun class to learn how to use the weather machine

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

me after using the magic school bus to go inside rfk’s brain

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

imagine having a peanut allergy in the big 2024

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

at pizza hut telling them to bring out the Hut

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

DROPPED A VIDEOOOOOO (if you dont watch it ill CRY) youtu.be/11dVtmu1xhg

submitted 296 days ago • 0 comments

ik damn well my suicide note would be fire

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

“ooo so are you two like.. together..?” yes but in the since that they are my little gremlin sidekick that i tell to knaw at the shins of people i don’t like

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

why does the bible say you’ll go to hell for fake ass sins like tattoos or suicide? people who use LED headlights should be going to hell instead

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

putting my account on your console is equivalent to me shitting on your couch like i own that now

submitted 489 days ago • 1 comment

i hate when i say i’ve had a cough for a few days then people start backing up from me like wtf is wrong with you i hope you get sick and DIE

submitted 551 days ago • 0 comments

just so we are clear, pollen is plant cum right? we are inhaling plant cum.

submitted 576 days ago • 1 comment

“can i see what your girlfriend looks like??” no. she is incomprehensible to a mind such as yours. only i am allowed to perceive her.

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

i love not elaborating. you get it.

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

me: what’s up? vsauce: the ceiling. you fucking imbecile. fuck you.

submitted 579 days ago • 1 comment

I don't have two phones anymore the other one got too expensive 😔

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

people just can’t get enough of me.. smh

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

glad to see this site is just as gay as the other

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments