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magnificocleary.bsky.social
Pluto, Ganymede, the moon, all planets IAU can suck it
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It is icky to the point of eugenicky, but I once saw a bio that read ‘swipe left if you don’t have an iPhone’. Failing fast is good in dating. Post your most objectionable opinion front and centre. Don’t make me wait to find out you’re a cunt

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Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears. My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ

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An economy of language that would floor Orwell

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One of my super powers is a searing memory of every injustice I’ve ever suffered or even witnessed, so if you’re wondering if I’ve forgotten. No. You’re on the list.

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Unintentionally, the greatest advert for a cinema I’ve ever seen

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I’m still mad about the Cowboy Bebop live action series

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One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

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'Self-reflection at a red signal’ (2013) by Holly Brodie hollybrodie.com 👤: @hollybrodie.bsky.social

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Kids should use AI to do their homework because homework is fucking bullshit. It's anathema to work life balance. Discriminates against people with poor home environments or neurodivergence. Ruins kids lives with stress. We'll have to teach kids by fucking talking to them. Shock horror.

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The troll word ‘Aagragaah’ translated literally means the sight of little rocks bouncing past you and knowing there’s an avalanche on the way shortly

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