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maia.computer
programmer in the streets, shitposter in the sheets queer, trans, leftist, metalcore enjoyer, tech nerd, retrocomputing enthusiast, reluctant southerner, getting too old for this shit pronouns: she/they languages: English (native), German (okay-ish)
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This website is indeed free

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

submitted 6 days ago • 48 comments

secretly hoping the switch 2 version of cyberpunk 2077 gets some silly nintendo-themed DLC with the 2.3 update, like the switch 1 version of skyrim had (and like the switch 2 version of hitman got)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

queer person from a parallel universe accidentally blowing their cover by referring to themselves as non-ternary because their home universe's culture traditionally recognizes three genders

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

taking psychic damage from learning that the willy wonka movie with johnny depp came out in 2005 because I could've SWORN it was like, this decade. then healing that psychic damage by realizing that I was thinking of the one with timothée chalamet that came out in 2023

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

1950s trans woman describing the respectful fetishist she had an encounter with:

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

room-temperature take: system of a down's self-titled album still slaps

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

HEARTBREAKING: Area woman finds mood worsened, not improved, by lunch; concedes real problem may be insufficient sleep, not hunger, "but what am I supposed to do, NOT stay up until midnight playing Satisfactory?"

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Yo they're caramelizing your onions in chefchat. They're deepening your roux bro. They're roasting your Brussels sprouts dude.

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and here I thought I was the only person with social anxiety so bad that they avoid initiating social interactions for fear that doing so will be seen as an overreach that will bring only mockery, ostracism, and their eventual total exile from polite society

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

do british cats make scones instead of biscuits

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

did you know gnomes don’t have the concept of small talk. they’re already small so for them it’s just regular talk

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

getting banned from Wookieepedia for rewriting all the in-universe parts of articles to be in the present tense

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

TERFs: Trans are always thinking about sex and invading women’s spaces Me [thinking]: 🎶🎵🎷 ["Careless Whisper" saxophone riff looping endlessly] 🎵🎶🎷

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

the bottom half of a centaur would start walking immediately after birth while the top part would flail around causing shaken baby syndrome.

submitted 32 days ago • 22 comments

fuck you LG

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

anything that sounds but does not feel crunchy when you chew it. it may only be like that when prepared in certain ways, but if it is, I just can’t eat it. like onions and water chestnuts are like that, and it’s just viscerally disgusting to me

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

the average cis person would have to be admitted into a psych ward if they suddenly had to manage the regular stress of day-to-day that we all face with the added pressure of being a tranny and having the Entire World focus on trying to kill you almost every day

submitted 38 days ago • 18 comments

hot Kraft singles in your area

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

same energy imo

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

if you ever catch me unironically referring to multiple legos as "lego" or writing "artoo" or "threepio" instead of "R2" or "3PO" you can safely assume I've been abducted and replaced with some kind of trademark-loving pod person and you should set it on fire or however you deal with pod people

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

occasionally I remember that canonically the Lord of the Rings was merely "translated" into English by Tolkien and he made up MORE LANGUAGES on top of like Sindarin and Quenya & w/e for names to be translated from, and I reflect on the fact that I cannot even dream of attaining that level of dorkdom

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getting kicked out of my GRS consult for asking if they can give me a Lament Configuration down there to spite this guy

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment