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submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

Wallace and Gromit robbed

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

beautiful cat with homophobia

submitted 131 days ago • 17 comments

Just got fired. I was the DEI Coordinator for your mom (ensuring diversity among her many many many sexual partners there were so many)

submitted 114 days ago • 9 comments

me: html holidays for $200 ken jennings: This spring holiday uses a play on words to celebrate a film franchise based in a galaxy far, far away. me: trick or treat ken jennings. No. me: what is trick or treat me: or i mean what is halloween ken jennings. No. me: i wish there were other contestants

submitted 125 days ago • 51 comments

The American healthcare system is perfect you can get speed and boner pills from doctors on FaceTime what more do you want

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a one issue voter and that issue is all long John silvers locations being required to produce some form of fish taco

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Dyslexic guy named Stan: what the fuck

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

If the grinch really wanted to send a message he would’ve cut the town eggnog supply with antifreeze

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Who exactly decides when NFL refs pick up a flag? That’s what I’d like to know

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Me, after 2 domestic light beers:

submitted 174 days ago • 8 comments

Bombas but instead of socks and underwear they donate 4lokos and black n milds

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Interviewer asking about a time I overcame hardship and I tell them about the time I accidentally swallowed a zyn and threw up at the movies

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

submitted 174 days ago • 99 comments

submitted 174 days ago • 25 comments

It’s been so long since I deleted Twitter and got off socials the first time I read a post about something being ableist my eyes went black like the shark in finding Nemo when dory has a nosebleed

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

My girlfriend: I love you but I’m not sure youtube is a feasible career choice Me, putting the finishing touches on my “CANDLES IN THE AIR FRYER FOR 10 HOURS PART 3” thumbnail: are you serious? After everything we’ve sacrificed?

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments