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Never to old to fight fascist c÷nts. Maintenance professional (the real kind with tools and shit) also gay
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It's the last week of May and we're getting a noreaster with high temps in the fucking 40s

www.zmescience.com/science/news... It's science

Zuck: The average American has 3 friends.

Beyond the obvious odious sucking up can we STOP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A FUCKING VERB?

Just passed my certified pool and spa operator test. You're never to old to learn.

Tesla is down 7% so far today.

apnews.com/article/lesl... Cool

Ordered the gazpacho and complained the soup was cold.

Need to hire the marketers that decided on almond milk rather than nut juice.

I never knew jd Vance was in Abba.

Euell Gibbons time has come. Many parts of a pine tree are edible.

Scrappy kids put on full musical in the barn to save the orphanage.

About the time they changed their restaurants from bright and happy kids to depressed middle aged men decor.

Hummer drivers are happy. Now they can say they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.

Free joke. Hummer drivers love the cybertruck. It proves they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.

Cocaine so white it got a job it's not qualified for.

Reached the age where I either sit down to put on pants or move everything with a sharp corner out of my bedroom.

apnews.com/article/supr... Cue maga wailing and gnashing of teeth

pitchfork.com/news/lizzo-t... Interesting

I don't think staggering into a bar bathroom and holding my dick over sharp metal is a good idea.