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Definitely is now that I've learned he will be 39 when the contract ends.

Six years for Gourde is a bit much

Good morning, in xxxx's absence I'm this sending to you. Reply: hi, yes they're out today. (Thanks for confirming what I know?)

Thanks Minnesota

Great job Apple almost missed the goal because you're showing a replay

10 on the season. Which is 19th in the league.

How do the #Sounders rank in the league as far first half goals scored? Feels like it's low amt.

💥 💥 👏 #Sounders

Blowout Cards: Come for trading card show news, stay for the bad poIiticaI opinions

Every Sounders player is currently wearing a "Club World Cash Grab" shirt in warmups.

The shirt reads club world cash grab. The backs read fair share now

Big Dumper content

Does this mean the Stanley craze is over?

Billboard seen: Car accident? Let Farah cook. No. Please,no. Fire your ad person.

Jacksonville Armada stream quality is excellent tonight

I'm reading that they ran out of 70k items in less than a hour..

A near perfect color match

Calm down, Samuel!!

Ongoing bit for awhile has been my family thinking I'm a huge Swifty along with them . Always breaking the news first to them and really its just reading @badtakesbg.bsky.social skeets and sending the info along

Friday news dump: RepTV has been shelved.

I hear Prosser is having a normal one saying cut TLaw if they go 6-11. Yeah , Jaguars really going to eat that $89 million Dead Cap hit in 2026. Sure buddy. 👍

Programming alert : 2024 Michigan vs Ohio State is on BTN #GoBlue

Division Zero's first announced team ?

I've come around on DJ kitty and embrace them. But I think there's zero hope for Stinger at all.

I'm so tired of writing appeals where I politely tell them your decision is contradictory and the reason your wrong is in your own words you typed. (Six and counting so far today). That I'm asking my boss at this point on scale of 1-5 how nice I should be in them

Jesus leads Seattle #Sounders to victory

#Sounders pass, Jesus scores

Diamondbacks visiting manager fridge stocked with: Red Bull Water Gatorade Diet coke Mtn Dew MILLER LITE COORS. WIde range there

🎶 The Conferences 🎶

Who are these buccos?

I was not familiar with your roast game there Terry Bradshaw.

Professional Tip: if you're going to call someone out for their work across the dept. You probably should be 100% sure you are the one right and not the person you said did it wrong.

Tampa! Bay! Is one of the worst chants. I'm sorry, it needs to be said though.

Breaking news: Old bay goldfish are back on the shelves

I ain't going to lie I thought the Jacksonville Sharks ceased operations awhile ago

Hello Kitty night next week in Houston the behind home plate ad tells me

Pirates 4-3 on the week despite scoring less than 3 runs in 5 of the 7 games

3 pts! Now off to dinner.

Shirt goes in the crowd. First thought is does he know he's getting subbed out or something already?

RUSNAK ! #Sounders

Oscars season is over Farrington #Sounders

Chapman must ref Big Ten Basketball in the off-season. #Sounders

💥 💥 👏 #Sounders