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Well shit. Lol

NBA game announcer narratives ar so funny. They keep saying MPJ can't lift his left arm above his head and literally as they're saying that you see him lifting his left arm above his head multiple times. lmao

Chorizo y papas tacos dorados for dindin tonight

Today I was reminded that four years ago I used my friends daughter's #legos to have a photoshoot with an Allen Iverson Lego man with what I can only describe as Kat Williams or pimp hair. The results were incredible. Don't ask me how I did the background, I have no clue.

Run TMC was a force. People forget how good they were because they never won a championship and were short lived. But man, Don Nelson was ahead of his time with the run and gun small ball stuff.

May 8, 1991: Magic Johnson with a pair of driving dunks during Game 2 of the Western Conference Semis. Magic finished with 44 PTS/12 REB/9 AST but the Lakers lost to Golden State, 125-124. Chris Mullin scored 41 PTS (16-21 FG) and Tim Hardaway had 28 PTS/14 AST for the Warriors.

You know you getting old when you tilt your head back, chin up and look down your nose to check your phone. Smh

Almost forgot about this. They were giving away collectible pieces of 70mm film when you see #sinners in IMAX.

Ferrero Rocher makes ice cream bars??? 🤯🤤

#Sinners is truly incredible. Damn. Can't remember the last time I was this blown away by a movie. The Matrix, The Fellowship of the Ring maybe?

Hardest opening line to a song, all-time? My candidate, "Ain't No Woman" by The Four Tops. Peep game tho . . .

Things that are impossible: Not singing along to Bartender by T-Pain.

My new favorite nickname for maga Trump supporters is "long covid, short dick"

San Francisco is a special place lmao. Granted, it's a block party rn, but it's a dude next to me at the bar in an Ironman mask. The bartender just looked at him and shrugged. Dude manually lifted up the visor and, I shit you not, said "glass of white wine please." 😂

Steph Curry dropped 32-7-5 . . . in the first half. Local broadcast interviewed Quinten Post at the break and he said "I don't know why I'm here, Steph got 40 points." 😂