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I'm old school; I'm new wave Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
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Mm! Oh-hoh! Excuse me. I was so absorbed in thought, I just drifted away.

"this is why it's a beta" is such a wild thing to say about a car driving on a street by itself

Calling someone “little muhammad” in the same sentence as accusing them of racism is final boss conservative white guy shit oooooweeee

lots of people are making fun of this nasty ass piece of shit 80s-lampshade ass worst-era-of-interior-design ass dress, but have you stopped to consider that the thing inside of it is a human person who might have feelings and who would use her billions of dollars to pave over your grandma's grave

modern office culture is like "we assembled a tiger team" and the tiger team's goal is to make a powerpoint

trump take egg

genuinely I don't know what the commissioner of a sports league does, but adam silver saying "that concludes the first round of the nba draft" and having to look down at his cue card 8 or 9 times makes me think maybe twitch streamers will take over the world after all

this activated me. if this is my last post, you all know why

a few too many doughy white boys being drafted tonight for my liking, and as a doughy white boy, you'd better not fucking get mad at me for saying that

future hall of famer jase richardson... steal of the draft... posting it to make it real

i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game

happy for my guy walter clayton jr going in the top 20. would have loved for him to drop to 25 and play in orlando, but good for him. florida gators legend.

it's important for me to hear the no. 1 pick in the nba draft say "my favorite part of the game is everything." that's why I watch. how else would I know that guys who play basketball like basketball

I know nothing about carter bryant, who san antonio just drafted, but he's got a cool background. dad a member of the deaf basketball hall of fame, mom a sign language interpreter, and boy do I have a soft spot for cool dudes who can speak sign language.

[bleedeedeep] Sam, this is Clog Toiletman. I'm sorry, but I've done it again.

this is the coolest anyone has ever looked

interesting framing for cnn to say republicans are rejoicing when every single republican opinion was full-throated support for cuomo and fear of mamdani

looked in the men's room mirror and said "man, I'm looking fuckin doughy as hell today" - then heard a flush from the stall I thought was empty. so I will be walking into the sea now.

charlie kirk is going to have an aneurysm when he learns that white people have killed a lot more people than that

despicable how the generative ai bots are trying to steal em dashes from us

i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up

nate also called hillary clinton a 3:1 favorite on election day 2016. he's consistent if nothing else.

for $35 million he could have bought everyone in nyc a slice and a coke instead of campaigning and his results would have been better for it

well, the disgraced sex creep I endorsed lost, but at least I ruined my reputation by endorsing him

for what it's worth I also tried to call mamdani to concede but the line was busy

truly wish I had 1 election night in florida worth celebrating like the best people in nyc are having tonight

we're about to learn a whole lot about the "vote blue no matter who" crew when they feel safe in a blue city

this is the moment in history when both parties decided that we would never have ranked choice voting

the start of a very good children's novel or a very bad genre novel

he embezzled $6 million over several years... that's about $1 million for every mass layoff we had during that time

the guy who was my boss's boss until a year ago just got nabbed for millions of dollars' worth of financial crimes 🥳🎉🍻

it's so funny to use the biggest military in human history to commit offensive acts of war on a sovereign nation and then your next move is saying "no hit backs"

what is life but an opportunity to eat every type of food before you die so your meat becomes tastier for the worm

one of my posts broke contain, and a lot of people are faving and reposting, but I bet almost none of them will send me a $20 gift card even for a very urgent matter 😔

when I took the picture I thought it just said "sex dad," which is obviously much funnier

the old bluesky would have responded to the heatwave with something called a "skeetwave" where so many people posted ass-focused thirst traps that it broke the site, and the guy who started the thread would have been outed as a groomer sex pest before temperatures ever dropped again

as a member of the cishet dipshit community, I resent the notion that I somehow can't be pissed off about sports AND politics at the same time every day of my life

"heat wave" is kind of the default weather in florida for like 8 months of the year, but it's actually a few degrees cooler than usual in orlando today. still nasty out. if you're a no-ac weirdo it's on sight.

the bluesky ui has fucked me on this rare opportunity to make a beautiful joke. instead I have shamefully achieved the "imperfect perfect ratio."