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My one man crusade to make gout sexy again, has competition. Challenge accepted @simonpegg.bsky.social 🧀🍷

Thought experiment, Trump rally: MC: Is Trump hotter than Ryan Gosling? MAGA crowd: YES!!! MC: Is Trump smarter than Albert Einstein? MAGA crowd: YES!!! MC: Would you let Trump rape your daughter? MAGA crowd: YES!!!

A three-year-old brought me a bit of black paper. "Look", she said, "I found a piece of night!" We're all born poets, but slowly we forget.

Peter and Democracy For Sale continue to do incredible work, and this is another marmalade-dropper.

A capybara farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.🔊🆙️

@originstorypodcast.bsky.social would you ever consider an episode on sovereignty? The word has been shoved in my face since 2016, and although I’m pretty sure I could grasp the concept of it, every time I hear it I get these vibes:

Trump vs Harvard: It's the fascism, stupid iandunt.substack.com/p/trump-vs-h...

It's really hard to deal with how stupid everything is

“Britain in 2025 is just one viral, erroneous tweet away from race riots”…

30 YEARS AGO TODAY: The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer pauses to fit in an episode of MasterChef, including a shoe cake. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os82...

ALT TEXT: cryptolajiyjig kuh tegnitian

Or, hear me out, wanker

Chancellor Merz: "There are no longer any restrictions on the range of weapons delivered to Ukraine – neither by the UK, France, nor us. There are no restrictions by the US either... That means that Ukraine can now defend itself, for example, by attacking military positions in Russia."

Something something LEVESON INQUIRY something something

My 1st thought: Starmer

A classic of the genre

And when the next inevitable terror attack/pandemic/financial crash occurs… oh boy

White peoples luxury. Minorities get it loud & clear

Imagine having all the money, power & influence of Bezos, Zuck, Musk etc And still spreading your cheeks to a chump like trump. Lmao. Once a bitch, always a bitch

Imagine being so rich, that you could request an authentic Bejam Sunday dinner

Welcome to the 21st century! Where Germany expanding its military is a good thing. Meanwhile, the Jewish state of Israel is a genocidal pariah.

#GBNStrike

Lmao prison food

What a lovely sunny day! *fires up Nintendo

Genuinely breathtaking

New YouTube channel just dropped! AI generated commentary on AI playing video games. So glad I’m old…

Lmao

The current President, Donald Trump, walked into a wall yesterday when he was leaving the Capitol after speaking to the press with House Majority Leader Mike Johnson. If we're going to bring up Biden's ability while in office, let's not leave Trump out.

Jesus fucking wept

Next up, the latest single by Xenophobia on Autopilot