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At a birthday party and way too quickly answered the question of “who is the rat guy at Jabba’s palace” with “that’s Salacious B Crumb.”

took the wife to sub zero in elmwood this afternoon. it was hot & smoky in line but it moved well. highly recommend the pistachio amore parfait made with pistachio/vanilla twist soft serve.

so sad knowing they had to evacuate right after these were taken, but goddamn if these kids’ grad photos don’t go so *fucking* hard photographer: brandy bloxom brandybloxom.com

Cat

made friends with ginger today

this so-called “cat hair analysis” is pseudoscientific hokum. the clumps of black and white fur found at the crime scene could have come from any number of places. your honour,

anyway the important thing is that Romano, Rossetti and Stefanini showed in 2022 that Heterocypris ostracods are capable of associative learning when exposed to colored lights correlated with either food or stress. Heterocypris look like this

Hello Sharks, I am here to ask for $500,000 for 4% equity in my unlicensed Medieval Times spinoff called Contemporary Times where we just drop the pretense and bareknuckle box

it’s a beautiful day if you ignore the smoke and the fact that it’s monday

mondays, amirite?

i just saw a spoiler video for the lilo & stitch live action remake. remember “ohana means family?” well in the new one, nani *relinquishes custody of lilo to the state* disney made a movie glorifying an indigenous child being taken from their blood relatives.

i need more framed original paintings by local artists

i like religious songs about god punishing the wicked youtu.be/xlt-UsJcG8g?...

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

finally some rain!

if they’re going to have a mother’s day then they should have a father’s day too. it’s not fair

*communistly* What is to be Done?

roosterkoek

i’ve been listening to bob for a long time & i don’t remember hearing this banger before youtu.be/oRGQSrOcet0?...

minions.

deciding factor in the leafs/panthers series will be florida bayou woowoo vs. john tavares’ magical amulet. will there be sufficient moonlight to recharge it between games?

still struggling to process how close perfetti’s tying goal was last night. the blues *had it*

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.