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Never in my entire life have i heard anyone say the words "bacon, cheese and egg" in that order. I'm beside myself

submitted 7 hours ago • 41 comments

I really hope the media doesn't feel the need to fact check whether or not Joe Biden was executed 5 years ago and replaced by an android duplicate because if that's the level of thing you're correcting, you've pretty much already lost the information war

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

How the worlds biggest pussies dress up to arrest a few busboys

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

People being mad at Radiohead reminded me of one of my favorite album reviews. Liam Gallagher on 'The King of Limbs'

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Ditching the weirdest guy on earth to fuck the 2nd weirdest guy on earth

submitted 6 days ago • 43 comments

As always when pompous pundits in their forties and fifties start talking about the alienation of “young men,” they are referring to themselves

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

You're scared of the train, you're afraid of cities because you might see 'an ethnic.' OK, stay away then. Don't come here. There are other places besides cities. Why go on the television to tell everyone you're a huge pussy?

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

No one is reading Jake tapper's book without writing an article about it in the newspaper. No human being is reading this sort of thing in their leisure time

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Most political commentators are too polite to say this, but Trump won because of his appeal to the most important voting bloc: morons. If the Democrats want to win again the answer isn’t becoming more left or more right, it’s coming up with dumb policies that morons like

submitted 7 days ago • 133 comments

I really don't understand who this appeals to. Newsome clearly wants to run for president, does he think there's some huge contingent of undecided voters desperately looking for bigotry and capitulation to trump?

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

If the left was actively hating young white men, I feel like that's something I would have picked up on in the last twenty years or so. What I have seen though is a lot of (non-left) people telling young white men that the left hates them

submitted 7 days ago • 87 comments

I tried imagining the sort of person who willfully subscribes to Pete Buttigeg's substack and I started crying

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

imagine what life would be like if democratic party consultants didn't feel comfortable doing genocide denial on main

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Bluesky went from being an "echo chamber" to days-long dissertations about whether treating bad people badly is good or bad

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

If you'd rather get yelled on twitter it's probably because fascist morons accusing you of insane things like eating babies does less mental damage than normal people yelling true things at you

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Be on alert as it is likely that he has already been rehired.

submitted 8 days ago • 26 comments

Anyone who doesn't have a bank account and is instead dumping their entire direct deposit into coinbase isn't part of a reachable political demographic, they are suckers looking for the next conman to fleece them

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments