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The OG of online mapping. Get the app on Android and iOS: lnk.bio/MapQuest
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If you remember putting “rawr” in your away message and now you text “we're living in a simulation lol,” our new Questie is for you.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

I miss when getting lost meant a scenic route, not a nervous breakdown.

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

We all had that one friend who couldn’t re-fold the map. They’re in finance now.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Nobody: MapQuest: My name is — SQUEAKY TANK — Slim Shady.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Father’s Day reminder: MapQuest didn’t miss the turn. Your dad did.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

MapQuest: heavy is the head… You: that wears the crown? MapQuest: …that ignored the stop sign.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Scariest thing about Friday the 13th? Jason Voorhees drives a Prius now.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

“The shortest distance between two points is emotional damage.” — Archimedes, probably

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Sounds like ChatGPT is down. You know what doesn't go down? MapQuest printouts.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Me to Bluesky users: "There's a million things I haven't done... just you wait."

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

When someone says “𝑀𝒶𝓅𝒬𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝓍𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈?” 🚩🚩🚩

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

A tale as old as time: two forks, one road.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

MapQuest: Make a U-turn. You: I'm not in the car yet. MapQuest: You said you needed direction.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Boss: how's Bluesky going? Me: let’s Taco bout it.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

MapQuest: You’ve arrived. Driver: This is a taco truck. MapQuest: You said you wanted chicken.

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

Operating at PEAK efficiency.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

"WAIT... I CAN BE A UNICORN 🦄?!?!?!?!?!" Yes. You’ve always been a unicorn. The new MapQuest app will make it street legal.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

Hawai‘i Volcanoes National Park ★★★★★ Was it lava at first sight? Obviously.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t have to worry about AI at MapQuest. We already run lean. Like “BYO desk” lean.

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

“Let them sit in traffic” — Marie Antoinette, probably

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

I’m sorry, the old MapQuest can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s dead.

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

“Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?” Sure. But say “Tickle Me Elmo” again and Officer Grover reads you your ABCs.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

“We are never ever navigating back together.” — Taylor Swift, probably

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

2002: Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me. 2025: Absolutely not.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

Michael Jordan’s back. Someone tell the Monstars their WFH policy just ended.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I'm told MapQuest is open to gifts no smaller than a car, no larger than a 747.

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

“Don’t MAKE me turn this car around!” — Mom Proverb

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments