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LEAVE GORILLAS ALONE YOU ANIMAL ABUSERS

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Dnd prep. Tbh I should be doing this more

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I wonder how many dnd dungeon masters read the books.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Whatever the meaning of life is, I'm pretty sure its related to doing and living life. So as long as we do that we're on the right track at least

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You know. If you consider the vatican to be the continuation of the legacy of the roman empire (and I think you can make a very strong argument that you can) the roman empire has more subjects now than it ever had while the emperor was still in control

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I just realised you have to explain script first. God math is so weird

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Imagine explaining math to aliens "Whats this?" "Oh its the amount of times one ten-millioneth of the distance from the equator to the north pole fits between our position and our desired destination" (metres)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If you are sad video game manuals don't exist anymore, read a ttrpg rulesbook

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Im asking all funny haha sketch men on tiktok to let the girlfriend character do something other than cheat on them. And I wish you a happy therapy

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

'octopi are so smart they're so clever' Ok. Explain algebra to them then.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

People say I have old lady vibes. And thats fine. I just hope the vibes don't move in paralel with me as I age.

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Personally, I think America should have more dolls 💅

submitted 13 days ago • 36 comments

Single parents out there have my respect. I think 2 parents are too little, and theres people out there being on their own and doing a banger job, thats insane

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody knows, and nobody has ever known, how to play dnd.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Dnd: ok so you have an action, and then you also have like a bonus action, which SOUNDS like you can do like a small extra thing, but thats actually your interact object. you also have your movement, which is like Pathfinder: you can do 3 things :)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Jippieeeeee

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Man how could you have only one favourite beatles song. Some songs I like in no particulair order: Nowhere man Yesterday Till there was you While my guitar gently weeps Revolution Back in the ussr Day in the life

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Seeing as america is borderline fascist now, did we end up making the word fascism meaningless like the conservatives told us orrr

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Og metroid is pretty fun

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The shallah isn't in :(

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Its kind of mind boggling how infinitely complex the universe is and yet it doesn't mean anything

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Dnd prep is always "plan every move the players could make" and never "I read the rulebooks"

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There were 3 brothers. One chose voilence, and his children became the chimp. The other chose peace and pleasure and his children became the bonobo. But alas, the human was cursed to walk the line between peace and voilence forever. Killing ourselves towards peace throughout history

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Bg3 did a lot of cool things with damage types, but its just so hard to implement in a real session if you are not using a battle map

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Oh look at the time, its I wanna play dnd o'clock

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Jim from The Office is just a gen z'er without a smartphone

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Idk elton john music. I know im still standing. 'S pretty good

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I fucking love it when gf clearly just wants to be mad and cynical about a piece of media and its like Me: look at [character I like] Them: pff. Is it a man? No Woman? No. Caucasion? No. Are they even human? No. They're a dragon. A WHITE dragon? Yea it- OOOOO OK SO ITS RACIST??

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Its so weird that christianity has a king

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

"no you can't be a woman, the magic string in your cells told me" - the utterly deranged

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A really funny trick you can pull on your dnd friends to check if they actually read the dmg is to start randomly talk about one of the poisons or diseases

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Oh so the right will just be never serious. Idk somewhere I expected some "oh trump is disapearing people, maybe culture war issues arn't that important" But no.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The more I learn about germans from the late 18th century to early 20 century, the more I understand why hitler was able to come to power. Dudes were depressed

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The bible is a truely epic book just from the fact alone that it is a book that has started wars. Thats just some the one ring stuff and you got to respect it

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

To the absolute dismay of my disdain for the romans, you do actually have to take the good with the bad. Luckily for my biases though, you also have to take the bad with the good

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments