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New York Times bestselling author, award winning journalist, unlicensed private investigator, former husband.
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Michelin 5 Star Cuck Chair

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Audiobook

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My dad saving newborns and moms in the 60s, and a junkie disgrace to his family's name.

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Happy Memorial Day to one and all!

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Diddy's strategically-placed cuck chairs. And, baby oil.

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Where I have lived in Southern California: WeHo, Hollywood, Venice Beach, Los Feliz, Echo Park, Pasadena (East, Mid-City & Old Town), and in old '69 VW bus. Where I live now: Nunya Hills Estates.

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Only in California

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Psst: I got your numbers for the daily pick-4: 8647

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Happy Holidays, Pam Bondi!

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lol

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I ran into these racist "Minutemen" in Arizona 20 years ago. They all work for ICE now. boingboing.net/2005/04/15/s...

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In open court, the Diddy prosecution has promised "evidence of guns, drugs, and lube."

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Eleanor Alden Ball Ebner #Mommy

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Who snuck that cuck chair in my shot? #PlayboyMurders

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I forget the crime show I was on, but I do remember blurting out this improv: "I dunno, perhaps they're friends with the fancy persuasion." Without searching, what song lyric was I riffing on?

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The road rage woman who diarrhea'd on the hood of that car is legend.

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Not the "release" Justin Tucker was looking for. sports.yahoo.com/nfl/breaking...

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Tesla bumper sticker spotted: "Runs on electricity and regret."

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Bridget Read for the summer read. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/b...

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The most impressive thing about this photo featuring Andy Dick in Providence, RI is the Del's Lemonade.

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What now?

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They're organizing!

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PSA

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Hotel Lobby

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Cuck Chair Vs. Cuck Beanbag

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Road Trip

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The #FamilyGuy "Fat Gun" episode is chock full of #Scientology jokes, L Ron Hubbard barbs, and... SPOILER ALERT: a special appearance by "Tiny Tom Cruise." Fat Gun g.co/kgs/th8XfGD

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During Bill Maher's Politically Correct days, I asked him repeatedly for the chance to debate Scientology on the show. He smugly told me, "I'd probably take their side." I never made it past his bookers.

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Fess up. What celebrity voice do you employ on your Waze app? #ChakaKhan

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