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The crooked spire of Chesterfield should be considered as Britain's Leaning Tower of Pisa

This Mark Hughes winner in the Cup Winners Cup for Manchester United vs Barca is 34 years old today. Just as Brian Moore thinks he’s fluffed it, Hughes leathers it from a ridiculous angle. And doesn’t even look up. Tremendous technique.

The one thing modern day British crime dramas get very accurate is that Range Rovers are always driven by cunts.

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People described as being big personalities are always cunts.

Was a Premier League goal scored by an Ian? 05-06: No 06-07: Yes, Pearce. 07-08: No 08-09: Yes, Ashbee 09-10: No 10-11: Yes, Evatt 11-12: No 12-13: No 13-14: No 14-15: No 15-16: No 16-17: No 17-18: No 18-19: No 19-20: No 20-21: No 21-22: No 22-23: No 23-24: No 24-25: Yes, Maatsen

Seems like every day is...

At halftime of the Napoli - Milan match, Kyle Walker to Joao Felix: “Just pass the ball. We’re not Messi. There’s no Messi here.”

“A succulent Chinese meal!” Ha ha legend 😂

#engalb usual shit. We know you can pass a ball and you can keep possession. How about you show us why you earn a fuck load of money by beating your man, and putting the ball in the box. Wank, Tuchel, wank

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28 years ago today: The sort of scenes no one (absolutely everyone) likes to see at Saltergate. Bring yer dinner.