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When you search for your value and purpose in the world but you're hangry and all you care about is bamboo.

This is so iconic! …..a picture paints a thousand words!

MTG: “I’m on my way to the Situation Room to help out President Trump.”

"The best I can do is $50 million for a Trump Gold Card - plus, you'll have to buy a pair of sneakers, my cellphone, and my Chinese Bible."

Stolen from Reddit. The best Leopards ate my face picture ever.

Secretary of Homeland Security Noem has just been taken to the hospital. Waiting for a bunch of 'fun' MAGA memes about her sexuality, intelligence, dress, extent of injuries.

As a former paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne Division I am disgraced at the renaming of Fort Liberty, formerly named after the Confederate Traitor General Braxton Bragg. Bragg was famous as one of the worst generals in the Confederate Army.

Tin soldiers and Trumpys’ coming We’re finally on our own This summer I hear the drumming Fat Donnie has got to go Fat Donnie has got to go! Apologies to CSNY.

"If there’s MONEY for a PARADE, there’s MONEY for MEDICAID!" The cost of this “ego parade” could feed 424,528 children annually

Actual Trump quote, regarding his lies about a South African “genocide”: Trump claimed the clippings had been published in “the last few days” and depicted “death of people, death, death, death, horrible death, death.” This is is internal dialogue, this is how he actually thinks.🙄🙄🙄

It’s not a bwibe. It’s a payoff. Defense Department accepts Qatari luxury jet for Air Force One use

Ukrainian heroes continue to fight! Our fat fuck POTUS, who dodged service and calls us veterans losers, is in Saudi Arabia sucking dick. Wow. MAGA!?????

Hey Donnie- Take a walk on n the wild side

“It’s a hard rain that’s gonna fall” Bob Dylan

Steven Miller on his last day of work? Where?

Yes he was!

Poop Don Paul III ;)

Common sense

What gang is this? Maga Morons?

Raise your hand and retweet if you agree with musically gifted Keith! ❤️

I will not apologize for speaking out for my brothers and sisters in uniform. We stood up. I’ve held friends and watched them bleed out and die in agony and fear. Do not test me.