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Student of Astronomy and Planetary Science Casual whittler and frequent gamer. Socialist and antitheist.
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Does it feel, 'great', yet? To be laughed at as the bottom-feeding fascists of the 21st century? That's some ambition, son.

I hope U.S citizens really bring the rain on that chicken's birthday parade...

And where was the Satsumo while LA burned? You'd think the incompetence or involvement would lead to being removed from office. Right? It also took a mere 137 days to turn on his own people. This doesn't end well. You can learn that from the books you don't burn.

A 20 year old game graphically remastered alongside a perpetually changing, modernish online game in the same franchise, is getting a feckin patch. A patch. While ES6 is what we actually asked for.

Take a brief moment, and embrace the globally collective laughter and joy.

Mars is still an option for Musk. He could still just run away.

Will they live stream Musk's deportation, do you think?

It's... still so much better here. Just sayin.

Why are the far-right all frog-faced louts? Is it the inbreeding?

If the law doesn't bind the government, it binds no-one. Loose your fury.

Wait, aren't the Olympics being hosted by Soviet America? Does ICE promise NOT to detain athletes? *Cough boycott *cough *cough #JustSayin.

Arlene Foster couldn't negotiate her own contract in office... And was ousted for failing in Brexit negotiations. Just sayin.

That tory whoreson Starmer will end up waving paper and shouting about appeasement... many will suffer because of that man's absolute cowardice and utter incompetence. Just sayin.

Meanwhile, in Soviet America... In under three months, a fat junkie and a half-dead convicted criminal sold America to Russia and there's talk of an expansion that suits Russia's needs. Why not let Russia put missiles in Cuba, too? Really drive it home how Un-American America has become.

So, do we call it the United Soviet Americas now, or after project 2025 has decimated the country?

Quick reminder: Donald and the bag of dicks he calls "team" are, as far as international politics goes, a laughing stock. The only ones not in on the joke are a fat South African ket junky and a Russian twat. Don't worry. The grown-ups will handle this.

Dear February, You were somehow worse than January. Kindly, fuck the fuck off.

It was probably Musk and his gaggle of fuck-ups that crashed PSN... Y'know, so they can get more data on American citizens.

Would you kindly take a moment and sign this petition? Y'know, to save education. #Solidarity

Dear Evilgelicals, R u in pain? Do u need medical assistance? Thoughts 💭 and prayers