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First off, you don't know Martel At all, so don't grow partial That's ammo for my arsenal I'll slap you off that bar stool
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submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

They need to tell whoever is messing with the audio levels to stop their crap #WWEonNetflix

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

My dad needs to stop his bullshit this early in the morning. Asking me if I ever saw the Vivid video of a tv show parody. Like sir! I don't need to know that YOU KNOW what Vivid is. It's already a bit too much that you know who Cory Chase is.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna see how long I can make it

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

I miss the sphincter I had in my 20s. Nowadays, if I sneeze wrong, I'll shit my pants.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

I'd suck his dick. Maybe even let him give me a facial for the great work that he's done. #UnitedShooter #DenyDefendDepose

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Holy quick automated rejection, Batman! #workfromhome

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

For the first time since I've been smoking weed regularly, I finally decided to try rubbing one out while high. I thought it'd be like when I was on Lexapro and futile, but ok was wrong. It was the best O I've had in some time.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

I mean.... Fuck Walmart? www.forbes.com/sites/jackke...

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

The 8 minute long performance of Amerii Pie on the season 1 finale of #ZoeysExtraoridnaryPlaylist always gets me a little teary eyed.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

I really don't see any reason to be where I am anymore. Nothing negative about it, but just not feeling much these days. Often times, there's a black void where feelings aught to be. But hey, I'll fake it until I can get the courage to pull the trigger I guess.

submitted 177 days ago • 1 comment

Imma cry next week if #TheNewDay split next week on #WWE #Raw @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

Working from home is great. The only thing that sucks is working a call center type job and not being able to go take a random shit during the day when the feeling strikes, always having to plan it around breaks and lunches.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Worked until 10pm last night and had to be back at work at 8 am today. Bullshit.

submitted 182 days ago • 1 comment

Currently weighing in at a not-gimmicked 675lbs and my thinspiration for my 37th rotation around the sun is to be able to fit into this @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Smoked a bowl at about 2pm, ate my Burger King delivery and then passed the fuck out until 8pm. Definitely gotta remember to smoke the sativa next time if it's a day smoke.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

If I skeet about skeeting, is it twice the cleanup?

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

This is a good block list. Best part is that as MAGA are added, once you subscribe and block all, all the new adds are blocked, too. bsky.app/profile/did:...

submitted 188 days ago • 659 comments

My new calendar came in the mail yesterday! #Smosh

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, unless there's a serious hit landed and/or they actually trade some real shots, I'm calling this fight a work.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

LIVE SKEET?!??

submitted 189 days ago • 41 comments

Really? "In the Air Tonight" as your walkout music?

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

I don't wanna hear no more complaints about how long it takes between PLE matches with WWE after this Tyson-Paul event.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't had any streaming issues with the #NetflixFight. Is this what White Privilege feels like?

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments