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marzipen.bsky.social
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"... Yes, just like in Toy Story..." I explain why I can only get rid of one unwanted item once I have obtained a similar one to accompany it in the donation box, so it won't be lonely.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Socially I am a cicada, you do not see me for many years, but when I show up I am screaming

submitted 53 days ago • 5 comments

Remembered husband has a cold just before I was about to unsympathetically ask `What's with all the mouth breathing?` earlier today. Phew.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Urgh. Finally managed to reset the password needed to look at the blue sky.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

Took this pic of the neighbours the morning before my work trip.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Quite an alright view from this public transport.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

new saddest six word story just dropped

submitted 66 days ago • 129 comments

Forgot to say rabbit rabbit first thing today. Hoping to recover some good luck with that first tweet of the month.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

🐇🐇

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Between eyelash vending machine and casually reading "as we're a quarter of the way through this new century..." earlier this week I'm feeling a bit frazzled.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

This evening in a shopping centre I saw a VENDING MACHINE FOR FALSE EYELASHES. So that's a thing.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

@hazelblackberry.bsky.social

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

I went for a walk this morning. Now I get to glide around in a hovercraft inflated by my smugness.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

We're portmanteauing the words too quickly now.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

They're not appealing so I won't be a' peelin'. Explaining why knobbly mandarins remain uneaten.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Tiny tree is UP! As usual, it's reindeers all the way down.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments