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One kind of annoying thing about a lot of the Padres media available right now is that it’s made by relative casuals who read live tweeting and joke overreactions as 100% serious. Some of them see discussion about the night to night state of the team as uninformed panic. It’s very weird.

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fernando mistimed his leg kick and still hit that ball a billion feet lmao

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he did the thing at third base btw 🎣

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i'm hyperventilating at the nyt breathlessly equating the borgias "many sins" with posting

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thank you bebo :D

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the padres should score runs on purpose instead of waiting for the angels to mess up

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It doesn’t help that the bullpen is imploding every day, but they’ve only scored off an error and a squeeze bunt, you can’t expect to win like that

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Manny “Luis Arraez” Machado

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This man starts nearly every day and he’s not even batting 9th

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Congratulations to Jason Heyward on… 📝👀 falling behind Martin Maldonado with a .505 ops?

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This team was inconsistent offensively for most of the first half last year too, but at least they weren’t also lying to themselves and everyone else about “having an identity”

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Having my lawyer send a strongly worded letter to the Padres requesting signed affidavits from the pitching staff that they still want Maldonado on this team

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Normal people who are online a normal amount: aw I love Don and Mud Me watching Mike Pomeranz encourage them to grasp them a live third rail with “advocate for a rapist” written on it:

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If the padres keep playing like this and I hear that bucket hat commercial just a couple more times there’s gonna be a new tank chase

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Best pure hitter in baseball baby!

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If I was a billionaire I would spend so much money getting cricket fans who think baseball players using a glove is dumb to field 110mph ground balls with their bare hands

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Dylan get ahold of yourself this is embarrassing

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Mike Pomeranz [face sloughing off his skull, body tied together with the tendons of his victims, the dark magic that sustains him waning]: the padres are 14-5 at home! Me [unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. sheathed in the divine light of knowing ball]: should be 18-1

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MLB Big Inning is a psyop designed to kill the dads who have strong opinions about score bugs

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The last wild card spot has come down to 1 game or tie breakers every year since it expanded. Seems like a manager who reduces his team’s chances of winning half a dozen or more times per year in easily-avoidable ways is bad, but it’s early so further study is required

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lol Dick Monfort wants any salary cap to apply off the field to coaches and technology too because he’s too cheap to pay for Hawkeye or track man or whatever what a weasel

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David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

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#FrontRowSeat: Nightmare 9th leads to #Padres loss

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Trying to decide what’s more dire for the flagship radio station between the ad for the new Saturday morning fishing show, and its last decent show spending a whole segment inventing fans and their complaints and then getting mad at them

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I definitely feel spoiled after watching that dogshit, Shildty

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the thing i'm most curious about is what is he actually saying in the clubhouse that results in anyone continuing to take him seriously?

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Shildt should be fitted with a shock collar so we can zap him when he’s licking his balls instead of paying attention to his bullpen. Or says “grit squad”

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Robert Suarez just needs to get back on the horse. Unfortunately his manager made him throw THIRTY PITCHES tonight so he’ll have to wait a while

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bud black wouldnt let that malarkey happen

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I don’t think you should piss your pants against the angels and the Rockies when you’re about to play 35 games in 37 days

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“Hard to explain” i am not sure it’s that difficult actually Don

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Bud Black is literally available, fire Mike Shildt right now

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Alek Jacob JUST started warming? Mike Shildt has a tangible negative impact on this team’s chances of winning, this is insulting to watch

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That’s crazy how gambling earlier means you have no choice but to gamble now

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One kind of annoying thing about a lot of the Padres media available right now is that it’s made by relative casuals who read live tweeting and joke overreactions as 100% serious. Some of them see discussion about the night to night state of the team as uninformed panic. It’s very weird.

fernando mistimed his leg kick and still hit that ball a billion feet lmao

he did the thing at third base btw 🎣

i'm hyperventilating at the nyt breathlessly equating the borgias "many sins" with posting

thank you bebo :D

the padres should score runs on purpose instead of waiting for the angels to mess up

It doesn’t help that the bullpen is imploding every day, but they’ve only scored off an error and a squeeze bunt, you can’t expect to win like that

Manny “Luis Arraez” Machado

This man starts nearly every day and he’s not even batting 9th

Congratulations to Jason Heyward on… 📝👀 falling behind Martin Maldonado with a .505 ops?

This team was inconsistent offensively for most of the first half last year too, but at least they weren’t also lying to themselves and everyone else about “having an identity”

Having my lawyer send a strongly worded letter to the Padres requesting signed affidavits from the pitching staff that they still want Maldonado on this team

Normal people who are online a normal amount: aw I love Don and Mud Me watching Mike Pomeranz encourage them to grasp them a live third rail with “advocate for a rapist” written on it:

If the padres keep playing like this and I hear that bucket hat commercial just a couple more times there’s gonna be a new tank chase

Best pure hitter in baseball baby!

If I was a billionaire I would spend so much money getting cricket fans who think baseball players using a glove is dumb to field 110mph ground balls with their bare hands

Dylan get ahold of yourself this is embarrassing

Mike Pomeranz [face sloughing off his skull, body tied together with the tendons of his victims, the dark magic that sustains him waning]: the padres are 14-5 at home! Me [unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. sheathed in the divine light of knowing ball]: should be 18-1

MLB Big Inning is a psyop designed to kill the dads who have strong opinions about score bugs

The last wild card spot has come down to 1 game or tie breakers every year since it expanded. Seems like a manager who reduces his team’s chances of winning half a dozen or more times per year in easily-avoidable ways is bad, but it’s early so further study is required

lol Dick Monfort wants any salary cap to apply off the field to coaches and technology too because he’s too cheap to pay for Hawkeye or track man or whatever what a weasel

David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

#FrontRowSeat: Nightmare 9th leads to #Padres loss

Trying to decide what’s more dire for the flagship radio station between the ad for the new Saturday morning fishing show, and its last decent show spending a whole segment inventing fans and their complaints and then getting mad at them

I definitely feel spoiled after watching that dogshit, Shildty

the thing i'm most curious about is what is he actually saying in the clubhouse that results in anyone continuing to take him seriously?

Shildt should be fitted with a shock collar so we can zap him when he’s licking his balls instead of paying attention to his bullpen. Or says “grit squad”

Robert Suarez just needs to get back on the horse. Unfortunately his manager made him throw THIRTY PITCHES tonight so he’ll have to wait a while

bud black wouldnt let that malarkey happen

I don’t think you should piss your pants against the angels and the Rockies when you’re about to play 35 games in 37 days

“Hard to explain” i am not sure it’s that difficult actually Don

Bud Black is literally available, fire Mike Shildt right now

Alek Jacob JUST started warming? Mike Shildt has a tangible negative impact on this team’s chances of winning, this is insulting to watch

That’s crazy how gambling earlier means you have no choice but to gamble now

Is there a pitcher on this team with a bigger delta between when he’s on and when he’s off than Suarez

giving up a whole ad break for that limp closer entrance is just bad business

THERE GOES MY HIMBO WATCH HIM AS HE GOES