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Mobile Suit Gundam Wing (1995) Episode 1 - The Shooting Star She Saw 01:06.597

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My therapist recently found out that I've spent roughly ten years being yelled at by strangers on the internet and I've had a pretty hard time convincing her that it's fine.

submitted 57 days ago • 489 comments

Sluttiest thing a woman can do is correct my grammar.

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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

submitted 161 days ago • 8 comments

A fresh set of sheets hate to see me comin

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okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.

submitted 176 days ago • 170 comments

#moodboard

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment

housewives implies feral wives roaming free in the woods

submitted 705 days ago • 15 comments

WAITRESS: what are you doing ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit

submitted 178 days ago • 62 comments

(Y’all gon judge me if I eat more than 3 slices of this pizza?)

submitted 179 days ago • 69 comments

If someone tried to put lobster in my Mac and cheese I would drop them where they stand

submitted 179 days ago • 13 comments

*hearing someone’s car make a fucked up sound* Damn somebody’s car is busted *realizing it’s mine* The way she chooses to express herself…it’s beautiful

submitted 179 days ago • 37 comments

POLICE OFFICER: *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been a terrible accident. Unfortunately your wife and children didn’t make it LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza

submitted 179 days ago • 7 comments

i'm sorry but evilly twisting the tips of your handlebar mustache is absolutely unhinged behavior. you are one hundred percent up to no good and everyone knows it

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ME: *keeps stealing little glances at my date from over top of my menu* HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you? ME: why would anyone be against pasta?

submitted 179 days ago • 32 comments

Hajime Sorayama #moodboard

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Newtype Magazine, 1993 #moodboard

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lance armstrong leaving divorce court on a unicycle

submitted 179 days ago • 65 comments

i tried to print something today and the little screen on my printer said “fuck you. die mad”

submitted 179 days ago • 31 comments

rate my ortholinear keeb

submitted 180 days ago • 16 comments

inventor of the fork: I’ve invented the fork inventor of the threek: dammit

submitted 470 days ago • 7 comments

Healthcare CEOs hate this one trick

submitted 180 days ago • 34 comments

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

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#moodboard

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ME: *telling a joke* SARA: haha SARAH: hahah

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I can’t give you a ride to work. That’s my 15 minutes to cry

submitted 181 days ago • 10 comments

#moodboard

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The rain will stop. 🌈

submitted 182 days ago • 357 comments

oh fuck what if christmas falls on friday the 13th one year

submitted 183 days ago • 33 comments

Do you all still have your baby eyeballs from when they fell out? I traded mine like a total chump for a quarter each from the Eyeballs Fairy.

submitted 182 days ago • 15 comments

eminem and nardwuar are on opposite ends of the crazy white boy spectrum

submitted 182 days ago • 15 comments

One of my proudest achievements? I have no idea what anyone from high school is doing

submitted 182 days ago • 98 comments

I love when someone is so butthurt they need a wider audience to know or they won't feel their butthurt has been stamped with the validation stamp for free parking in Butthurtville

submitted 182 days ago • 25 comments

#moodboard

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(any time i see a cop) it's fine just stay calm and DO NOT rob a bank right now

submitted 182 days ago • 13 comments

My hobbies this season include suffering, being confused, and chapped lips.

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#moodboard

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

Worm should be werm and warm should be worm.

submitted 183 days ago • 5 comments

Whenever someone says “look, I’m not proud,” I like to support them by saying “yeah, you’ve got no reason to be.”

submitted 183 days ago • 2 comments

some roman numerals would f𝐈𝐗 me

submitted 183 days ago • 10 comments

#JWST reveals unseen details of the "Mystic Mountain Monster" Credit: Hubble, NASA, ESA, Judy Schmidt, PhotoshopTM 🔭🐡🧪

submitted 184 days ago • 65 comments

You should see me suck at time travel

submitted 184 days ago • 31 comments

#objectum #techum #computer

submitted 184 days ago • 159 comments