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(She/her) Wife, Dog Parent, Employed, Anxious. Bengals. Reds. FC Cincinnati. Alpine F1 Team. Casual Gamer on Xbox: AFairBeater Pro Bat-Flip
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Boomers talking to tech support on speakerphone and another one compensating for the extra noise by talking louder. The generation that calls everyone rude, and entitled being rude and entitled. No surprise they ruined every thing.

If baseball was scored like soccer we'd have a hell of a differential. #reds

Elly De La Cruz:

This is one frustrating thing about the reds last season. They would have a crazy game like this and then go on a losing streak. It would be nice if that wasn't the case this season.

Death, taxes and the Reds losing on Cincy's favorite day.

My wife is currently on the phone with her older brother helping him shop for jeans on Amazon. He is 40 years old. He can't figure out what size he is, he just asked her how often he should replace his shoes that he wears everyday. He works in IT- he's not dumb he's just a 40 year old man child.

Already tired narrative: the #bengals are taking a huge risk by paying their 3 offensive stars 44% of the cap. 🥱

The alpine is god awful.

As usual the Alpine car is shit.

Was watching the Opry tribute show on NBC- What we aren't going to do is listen to some breathy make believe country star butcher Jolene. The disrespect to the Queen to hear some god awful Lainy, Kelci, or Caiti butcher Dolly's masterpiece. Stop trying to do Jolene.

Budget ass Chat GPT by-line. Who tf is Ja'Marr Higgins? #bengals

Finally back where I belong, off that god awful app owned by a n*zi. So happy for Tee and Ja'Marr!

Hearing rumors Trey deal is done. Hell I might take a special weeknight Bengal bomb for all this good news.

9✅ 1✅ 5✅ They said it couldn't be done- they just didn't want it to be done. They want what we have, and you can't double both of 'em! 🐅 #bengals

@minakimes.bsky.social how did you miss cash cab?!

I'm still convinced that having a fleet of 2000s era Toyotas would be a far better investment than having armored cyber trucks. 400million for cyber trucks only nets like 4,000 of them. Imagine the fucking horde of used Toyotas you could get for 400 million.

Duke after Dark #bengals

Just a reminder Duke does his best work 7pm-9pm

My apologies to Samaje for the nasty things I may have said publicly or privately when he signed with the red team.

So #bengals Bluesky crew what's going on. I saw there was Cody ford, and BJ Hill, any other info popping up yet? Also I didn't understand the Lego post on Joe's IG. I feel so out of the loop these days.

Jesus was Jewish, he was from the Middle East and he had brown skin. He despised the super rich and those who sought to hurt the people who were at the lowest points in their lives. I believe everyone has the opportunity to be saved, but once you are you have to live it, not just talk about it.

The absurdity of using a child cancer survivor who got cancer from chemicals & wants to be a cop as your prop when you: -Cut child cancer funding -Gut the EPA -Deregulated sewage in our water -Pardoned J6 insurrectionists who killed cops Every MAGA Accusation Is A Confession

Putin's Do Boys are at it again. Classic behavior of dudes with hidden weens-act like the smartest guy in the room, but you don't even know how to read.

Rough one for Pat Noonan and crew. #FCCincy

Yikes #fccincy bad. We have the hardest time keeping possession.

In the spirit of Jasmine Crockett responding Fuck you to what she would say to Muskrat. I'd like to add "Eat Shit and Die" and "Gargle my Balls"

Having boomer parents is making sure they don't click every link that gets sent to their phone. It's a lot of pressure.

Full time, 2 wins in a week not too shabby. Cue up Mr. Brightside #fccincy

Denkey header!!! #AllForCincy #fccincy

The blessing from the bar, sheeeesh. #fccincy

When people get salty I make best plays and get top of team on #BO6 or any #COD really, say I'm cheating. Sir I'm too dumb to cheat. I play on console, if it's not ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️Start I don't know how to cheat

On Germaine Pratt- I'm fine with it. Ship him to Lou and let's be done with this missed tackle disaster.

Idk if I'll ever stomach this loss #fccincy

Lucho on the move is depressing af. #fccincy

Still smiling off this playoff stretch: Steelers end of season collapse 😅 Ravens shit the bed vs Buffalo 😂 Buffalo still hasn't learned the :13 lesson🤣 KC gets Dog Walked while attempting the 3-peat 💀 SBLX push starts soon, Great time to be a #bengals fan.

How do you pick a #superbowl MVP in this game? Such a balanced #eagles team.

Not much work for Harrison Bootlicker in the #superbowl