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masterpatrick.bsky.social
Animator, writer, teacher, small-time game dev, and captain of the ship.
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I don’t know what you see but this beholder saw a sky full of “Pooh In Missionary”

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Update on the collectible figure situation: I have one more. It’s the biggest one yet and it has real fabric mesh on the legs which is cool. Also, things are getting out of hand.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

We need a liberal Jigsaw

submitted 16 days ago • 52 comments

Two brands of resin 3D printing suites set up. I’ll get to testing them over the summer. Significant price difference and size difference so it’ll be interesting to compare the two.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Maya Fey RT if you agree

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been waiting for an album to hit iTunes for months and it’s only available to stream. Why? Best answer I’ve found online is “it just be like that sometimes”

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Voice to text just changed Weed killer to We’d kill her

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I believe my student was trying to spell “ominous”. But I’m not 100% sure when it’s spelled “anomies”.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Meet a man from Argentina yesterday. We had a good conversation about life in different areas and social maturity. When we had to leave he said, “Goodbye human! Good to meet you!” and honestly I’m still kind of wondering if he’s an alien.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If your game takes place in a school, you’re doomed to have me dislike you. Persona 5, FE Three Houses, FF VIII, Pokémon S/V… Can’t speak for Persona, but the others are all low points in franchises for me. Yeah #hottake FE3H is my least fav “modern” Fire Emblem. I’ve been outed.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I got a couple of free “smart” lightbulbs recently and one of them is offline and I can’t turn it on. Humankind needs to just keep things usable.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Got my bloodwork results. Good news: I’m not celiac. Bad news: wth is wrong with me then, huh?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

As my doc was leaving the room, he stops and says “Wait! The best medicine!” and hands me a tiny Jesus figure. He’s up on my figure shelf now cuz he’s cool.

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So… I told myself I’d wait at least one year before planning my next game. I lasted a couple of weeks.

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Dude I’ve got two weeks of classes left this year and I’m not sure if I’m gonna survive

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Did you miss the news? Little Shop of Gwen is my latest indie game, and is available now at frentzpatrick.itch.io/little-shop !

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I’d be scared, too.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Trump needs to be arrested and the wealth of himself and co conspirators spread throughout the citizenry to replace all money stolen during his recent tariff fraud and economic sabotage. He owes you all money.

submitted 56 days ago • 151 comments

I’ve got a friend who insists that I’m some kind of anime fiend. So #anime side of Bluesky- tell me: How many shows/seasons/episodes must one watch before you’re part of the crew?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I got regular Pringles instead of the lightly salted variety and they are ᦓꪖꪶꪻꪗ

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Wait let me get this straight: Cyclizar (a regular-ass Pokémon) has legendaries for its past and future forms, but when actual legendary trios get past/ future forms, the new species aren’t considered legendary? Legendary status is a fickle maiden; it grants a title only when it feels inclined to.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

MAD Magazine, published in 1969

submitted 66 days ago • 17 comments

My kids told me they didn’t want to see the Minecraft movie and honestly I’m so relieved that I don’t have to watch that crap that I’d already figured I was doomed to watch with them.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

just to clarify: if you’re reading this and you are trans, you are also my friend

submitted 66 days ago • 13 comments

Late nights/ Cock fights/ Bug bites/ I’m ‘fraid of heights/ It’s summatime baybee

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Little Shop has one known softlock. Genuinely, I’ll give a shoutout to anyone who happens to stumble on it naturally. The odds of it happening, after careful setup, are still 1/1000.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

For those who have been following my game dev journey for the last couple of years, today is the day! Little Shop of Gwen is finally out and ready to bring a smile to everyone wanting to play it. #gamedev #indie

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Surprise! Little Shop of Gwen, the next game in the world of Melatia: With Love from Lumon, is available NOW! Enjoy a lighthearted shop simulator and avoid workplace drama, extraterrestrial investigators, and running out of Uber Drink! Download for PC and Mac at frentzpatrick.itch.io/little-shop

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I am so READY for all of these new faces to play and love my favorite game of all time. #XenobladeX

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I love learning new words 🥰

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Can y’all stop being pretentious about salt in your recipes? Imma use whatever salt I’ve got on my table.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I’m 98% sure that I’m ready to hit publish. I’ll have a couple more days of checks, buuuttt… #gamedev #littleshop

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Got a ton of work done on Little Shop today, but also wrote myself a brand new to-do list. #gamedev #littleshop

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling sick this week. I always get allergies at the end of winter, so I didn’t think much of it. Nah, this is some sit-at-home-and-nap-all-day kind of sick.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

TV screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development reportedly hacked to display a possibly AI generate video of Kremlin asset Trump, code name Krasnov, licking oligarch Elon Musk’s feet. #3E #EndOligarchy

submitted 101 days ago • 165 comments

Momodora 5 is really good. It took quite a while to get the flow of movement and battle, coming from Momo4 (best platformer?), but by the end I felt like I could take on the world. 4/5 and easily a must-play.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Generative AI images can finally be put to good use: responding to phishing texts.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

being American right now

submitted 116 days ago • 5 comments

Over a decade ago, I had picked up a book at the library that featured art tips from 100 professional artists. I found it wild that “drink more tea” was one of the most repeated tips. So after drinking tea for ten years, I want to give an art tip: Drink more tea.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Call to action #Feb5: South Dakota #3E #USprotests #endimpunity #endautogenocide #endoligarchy #r/5050

submitted 121 days ago • 6 comments