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I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.

submitted 4 days ago • 538 comments

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

submitted 14 days ago • 58 comments

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

submitted 14 days ago • 264 comments

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

submitted 69 days ago • 31 comments

The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

submitted 577 days ago • 3 comments

As today is World Parrot Day I’m bringing back to the timeline my favourite rendition of Whole Lotta Rosie by Tico (parrot) and Frank (non-parrot) of Tico and the Man (a truly great squawk n' roll band)

submitted 23 days ago • 24 comments

*mouth slowly opening as i realize the logical endpoint of capitalism is one wizened, soulless old man holding the full sum of the world's material wealth, sitting on a throne built from the corpses of the rest of us* Shit sorry, brain fart. I'll have 3 mcdoubles please

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

submitted 37 days ago • 47 comments

Knicks getting their asses kicked by the Celtics: haha yeah grrrr Celtics losing a giant lead to the Knicks: haha yeah grrrr

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

submitted 45 days ago • 51 comments

Fired from post office because I would close my eyes before I licked the stamps

submitted 59 days ago • 13 comments

An exhaustive collection of football shirts featuring video game sponsorships: aftermath.site/football-shirt...

submitted 53 days ago • 20 comments

when god closes a shedeur he opens a shewindeau

submitted 57 days ago • 32 comments

cue the music

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

submitted 84 days ago • 282 comments

One of my favorite historical mental images is a bunch of drunken British sailors dying of scurvy hooting & hollering at a manatee

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Follow your dreams. Track their movements. Kill them before they destroy you

submitted 295 days ago • 3 comments

first age erasure

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Guy next to me in the shield wall said I was making him do emotional labour because I cried when I got stabbed 👍

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

submitted 102 days ago • 46 comments

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 108 days ago • 12 comments

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 124 days ago • 81 comments

The lousy and nasty "HEROES" of Avalanche have been very unfair to Mr. Shinra, our beautiful mako has never flown this freely, they say it's from the planet, which means you know it's good

submitted 178 days ago • 21 comments

Eagles vs Chiefs: Super Bowl LIX The Merrill and Mike Thread 1. DOTSON!

submitted 133 days ago • 15 comments

phil martelli texting philly postgame live after the eagles dominated the chiefs in the super bowl to report that people are partying with their deceased relatives in local graveyards is a confluence of interests niche enough to make me think the universe must be a simulation

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

submitted 168 days ago • 122 comments