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Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

submitted 8 hours ago • 66 comments

NY Post headline: “CUO-NO!”

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

if you post the word bodega everyone on the internet who moved to new york in their 20s starts going nuts like when someone on pee wee says the secret word

submitted 9 hours ago • 10 comments

these people are just so small and tedious

submitted 11 hours ago • 23 comments

Stock videos of people eating in reverse

submitted 12 hours ago • 108 comments

Johnny Depp is almost certainly just as large a dipshit as everyone thinks he is, but this headline is _WILDLY_ out of line with what is contained in the extremely short little write up here.

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submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

"In amerikka, the regime will prosecute you for a shitpost"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

congratulations to @captainacab.airbud.website on the incredible posters milestone of being quoted in a federal indictment 🏆

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

submitted 4 days ago • 93 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

executive decision, we're calling it 'wearing the juice' from now on

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

If you rank Zohran 1st you’re voting to make every New York Times Opinion writer insane for several years.

submitted 8 days ago • 155 comments

shot by the sheriff even though i’m with lapd shot by the sheriff and bottled by the deputy

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Really hope these karaoke dudes are fucking up “Rooster” on purpose.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Woke up startled, thinking I was late for work, only to be relieved to find I was already there.

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 10 days ago • 37 comments

i must reiterate that doing this is pointless at best and will get you arrested at worst. keep those opinions to non-recordable environments

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

submitted 11 days ago • 1490 comments

The body language of a man about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard.

submitted 11 days ago • 127 comments

i have to get the old dog prescription dog food for his gut health and i don’t think i should have to get a prescription for that. are there dogs abusing kibble that keeps elderly bowel movements under control

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

They NEVER hid their intentions. But nearly five months in, the Democrats have helped confirm numerous Trump appointees (including Noem) and continue to work in bipartisanship with Nazis, even celebrating Israel's unwarranted attack on Iran.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This whole “rooting for Iran” shit is CRAZY. Israel and Iran are both absolutely SHIT countries. Israel STERILIZES Black Jewish immigrants because Netanyahu says the country is for whites only and Iran executes rape victims. Fuck ALL those people.

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

“Shitlib”?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

AI is bad of course but this is also yet another story about how there really isn't anyone you can call if a friend or loved one is having a potentially dangerous mental health episode

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Oh no! Not “the anarchists”!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

"Here is what the protestors should do differently to be persuasive:" —Persuasion expert who cannot persuade the protestors to do what they want.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

The cop yelling about how it’s all your fault after the cops shot you in the head. Really sums it up.

submitted 15 days ago • 30 comments

video games should be more expensive so that there are less gamers

submitted 83 days ago • 18 comments

I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’

submitted 16 days ago • 31 comments

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

submitted 16 days ago • 2533 comments

Alex Jones spent the last 30 years being like "MARTIAL LAW IS COMIN BECAUSE THE DEEP STATE JADE HELM ILLUMINATIIII" and now it's here and his place could not be more in favor of it.

submitted 16 days ago • 113 comments

The idea that this place is devoid of argument is such a fucking joke. Huge concentration of far leftists (who famously never fight), the most centrist democrat blue wave people you've ever seen, all the way to center right losers. Just say you want to post on a site with MAGA nazis.

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

leftist police departments like the LAPD

submitted 16 days ago • 295 comments

No one should be using the term "less lethal" when referring to the missiles and projectiles shot at protesters unless you are content doing PR for cops.